Learn development web be like...

It’s not a bug, it’s a feature.

null vs undefined

Lmao saying "ok boomer" triggers the Google home

Did that with Cat a lot of times !

Grandma... I'm sorry to tell you this - but your grandson is a super-creep. Don't encourage him.

Slack isn't down. You've been fired.

Fucking clueless products owners.
Him: "I want a mobile app - how long"
Me: "Depends, what should it do?"
Him: "Dunno"
Me: "Well what problem should it solve?"
Him: "Dunno"
Me: "Who's it for?"
Him: "Dunno"
Me: "Well I can't help you then!"
Him: "I need an estimate for my business plan"
Me: "OK - put 'eternity' down, and we can work backwards from there"

Jackass

I would like to invite you all to test the project that a friend and me has been working on for a few months.
We aim to offer a fair, cheap and trusty alternative to proprietary services that perform data mining and sells information about you to other companies/entities.

Our goal is that users can (if they want) remain anonymous against us - because we are not interested in knowing who you are and what you do, like or want.
We also aim to offer a unique payment system that is fair, good and guarantees your intergrity by offer the ability to pay for the previous month not for the next month, by doing that you do not have to pay for a service that you does not really like.

Please note that this is still Free Beta, and we need your valuable experience about the service and how we can improve it. We have no ETA when we will launch the full service, but with your help we can make that process faster.

With this service, we do want to offer the following for now:
Nextcloud with 50 GB storage, yes you can mount it as a drive in Linux :)
Calendar
Email Client that you can connect to your email service (
SearX Instance
Talk ( voice and video chat )
Mirror for various linux distros

We are using free software for our environment - KVM + CEPH on our own hardware in our own facility. That means that we have complete control over the hosting and combined with one of the best ISP in the world - Bahnhof - we believe that we can offer something unique and/or be a compliment to your current services if you want to have more control over your data.

Register at:
https://operationtulip.com

Feel free to user our mirror:
https://mirror.operationtulip.com

Please send your feedback to:
feedback@operationtulip.com

The Database Manifesto is arriving soon....

Ugly logo i made for my CI tool
lol

If a programmer owns a death note :

writes an asterisk * and the world would just end like that

No idea if this is already posted but it made my day.

Else or ifn't

Ohhhh Google

Pretty much

I feel bad for my FBI agent.... They have to witness my sad life 😂

Sneak: 100

🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔

Our "monitoring" today.

Analysis

Makes sense

The illusive software engineer

LAMP Moth 😂🤘

My cat reads all my files

Dictionaries that store arrays that store Dictionaries🤯

alias wow="git status"
alias such="git"
alias very="git"

Result:

$ wow
$ such commit
$ very push

A group of wolves is called a pack.

A group of crows is called a murder.

A group of developers is called a merge conflict.

"Whenever I see a door that says push I pull first to prevent conflicts"

A really sad story.