Turned on subtitle to understand the language.

The subtitle:

No really. Logs have the answer, or at least point you to one.

for fucks sake

Client: Can I speak to the developer responsible for my website?
Developer: Speaking...
Client: You have a deep voice for a 5 year old.

Perfected state of the art "object detection"

fingers crossed not a repost 😣

Implementing the application exactly like the client specified, because they won't listen.

"warranty void if seal is broken"
Me: "seal isn't broken"

Dark themes 🖤

Dude! We have toilets on each floor. Why do you push shit on git?

Lol😂😂
PC: Facebook 😂

This code isn't working right, better check the log...

ERROR: There was an error.

Alright, cool, chill. Thanks for the top notch error handling. 👌

Procrastinated one whole month.
Now I have only 15 days left for an Android project.
🙂🔫

okay, I promise.

My girlfriend knows what a coder needs when it’s their birthday. Lucky to have her. Walked into my room and it was set up like this.

User Ip Address is too long (maximum is 30 characters).

Okay, dear third-party API, I guess users with IPv6 don't deserve the service... And wtf is 30-char limit for an IP address, when IPv4 can be only 15 characters long, and IPv6 can be up to 39 characters? Did you calculate a weighted average of IP length to get that number?

Makes sense

Every. Single. Time.

Every now and then... try this.

When you accidentally click the Android Studio icon:

- Her : How’s your life going?

- Me :

😰 If Python was a python

My dad called me up at 11:30 PM telling me that his computer wasn't booting. I drive over to see what was going on. I notice immediately that the motherboard light is a solid amber light.

Me: "The motherboard is amber, that means it's failing to POST".

Dad: "How soon can we fix it? I need to run my Ebay business."

Me: "A week probably. You have a laptop that works can you use that?"

Dad: "It doesn't work great with Windows, it's not a very powerful compu"

Me: "You're going to use Linux dad. Welcome to Linux."

sudo rm rf

To all the sinistrals out there.. 🙌

When your root password is root.

So, eventually they understood a lot of SO users are assholes. 😁

Be animal friendly,
🐛🐜🦋🐝🐞🦗
accept bugs.

This keyboard designed specially for windows users

There's nothing like playing Cards Against Downtime with colleagues while lunchtime :D

Those LAN port splitter are getting out hand