In 2025, JS-frameworks will outnumber humans.

when the only solution to your problem is in a youtube video made by a lame 12yo kid

"I wrote the code, I have to maintain the code, I wont need any comments"

*some months later*

Seriously people are dumb to drill a headphone jack in iPhone 7?

http://storypick.com/iphone-drill/

The more i know windows the more i hate it.

Remember this !

My GF just selected all files on her harddrive and clicked "Open".

The look at her face when she figured out what she have done.

BONUS: She restarts her computer, and upon start she selects Yes to the "Your computer shutdown unexpected, would you like to re-open the applications" popup 😂

Pac-Man's life took a wrong turn

TMW you're asked to arrive one hour earlier at the office, so it can look "busy and innovative" to investors.

Some of us are just the toys very rich people play with.

I thought this was very funny.

hehehe

You know things just got serious when you reach for pen and paper.

#iPhone7

Looking at the amount of Samsung Note 7 rants, I have to restore the balance with some classic Iphone bashing ;)

😂😂😂

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So as new user I used devrant straight for 6 hours and this happened.
Am I the only one who thinks this helpful tip should be given at 3rd upvote and not 80th?

Fixing interface with "temporary" solution
PS: please hide it from electricians (even hobbyist). It can scary them to death.

Priorities

Swag's here!

When you rock out a solid day of development. Making what use to be an 8 hour job 30 minutes, and everyone looks at you like you are a wizard. This is how I left the office today...

Dev Life

'Can you make apps too?'

I badly relate...😁

Funny how the number of screws I end up with after assembling my computer never matches the number I started with.

Sql4life

Mom: Go outside a play.
Me: One I finish a couple more lines..
Mom: Get your #ss of the damn computer and go outside! BTW, I'm a 11 year old coder/programmer if you were wondering..

!rant

That feeling when your post went viral and have 500+ concurrent users and still your server works fine.

I constantly toggle between these :)

I'm the only windows user in my office(my only other choice was Mac). One of the salesmen walks in my office with his macbook.

salesman: what do you know about macs?

me: nothing, why?

salesman: well I just got a new MacBook and I can't right-click, is there like a setting or something I gotta click?

me: well there's no "right-click" by default on Macs, but I think there's a way so you can click with the right side of the touchpad and get the "command-click" you're looking for. stand over there quietly while I finish this function then I'll look into it.

*i proceed to fiddle with some code for 5 or so minutes while he stands in the corner*

me: ok so let's look at your MacBook... ok *at this point I jump on my computer* let's see what Google has to say.

search: enable right-click on mac

me: huh! look at that! Google gives you the answer right there, poof! like magic. now we just follow directions, system settings>keyboard and touchpad>enable click with bottom right corner. bam! anything else?

salesman: yeah, I want the little bar thing to go away *talking about the dock auto-hide

me: ok well that's called the dock, let's ask Google again...look, Google gives the answer again, without even needing to click any links, I could probably click these links and get more in-depth instructions, but right here at the top is the answer

salesman: wow man, thanks! I've got a meeting in 10 minutes and I never would have figured this out.

*before he leaves

me: here take this...