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I'm bored. Let's download a game to play to kill my time everytime i'm bored.
*Downloads game of 4GB*
Plays 5 mins.
Deletes the game.17 -
Me: Alright Derwent, don't fuck up this database update. There's no undo button and no way to import a database backup so you gotta be extra careful or you're going to have to spend hours writing a whole bunch of regular expressions and sql statements to sift through an 11mb database dump and figure out how to restore 59 thousand records to the correct state. Let's practice this transition on a staging server first and make sure we get it right
Me: I got you fam *presses the wrong button* -
Junior dev: "I don't understand this code, therefore there must be something wrong with it. I'm gonna rewrite it."17
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This screen is so much filled with hate, when taking a break, without wifi... Those apps that force you to update -.-7
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When coding at work is too intense to return the coffee mugs. One more to complete the triangle and call to our the coffee gods.4
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Me: Wish I got one guilty free murder pass..
God: GRANTED! Which software tester would you like to kill?4 -
Ultimate answer to TABS over SPACES! Tab eats 4 times less battery. No global warming if we switch to TABS! Share this knowledge bomb brothers!6
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That's my setup. Awesome fact: this desk was build by my dad at least 15 years ago, he made one for me and another for my brother, it probably will still be around if I ever get kids :)6