Google searches resulting in Github issues instead of StackOverflow questions is how you know you are really screwed.

About to order my personalized registration plate - no more toll fee's for me (I hope) :-)

What should I do if a coworker is always trying to pawn off their work on me? Whenever a bug is found, she'll always try to throw it in my court (via passive-aggressive-reply-all emails) even though its 90% of the time, some shit she wrote. I'd rather not go to my boss, because it feels like whining. But confronting her has been difficult because she works remote, is more senior than me, and there is a slight language barrier. Honestly, I think she pretends to know less English than she does, to ignore my emails...

If Java had true garbage collector it would delete itself.

A group of wolves is called a pack.

A group of crows is called a murder.

A group of developers is called a merge conflict.

"oh, so you fix computers..."

Three years into a Computer Science degree and I am still upset this isn't how computers work

How I feel when code is working

thanks for all the amazing stickers!

Programmers life

That way of formatting really pisses me of..!

- Learn to touch type Dvorak
- Set all Qwerty keyboards to Dvorak
- Watch as no one can use your computer.

git happens ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

5 words horror story

I can't name one specific time that was the best memory per say. My team is super close - we get lunch almost every day, have (inappropriate) inside jokes and just act dumb together. Not one person on my team who doesn't fit in. Even our boss is cool. :) #LoveMyTeam

Me as a programmer 😂

SQL injection

how to identify the authentic recurssion post:
check out the tags: recurssion xy
check the number of comments it should be 2^x
those who break it go get urself fucked by a dereferenced pointer

Nothing is more permanent than a temporary fix.

CSS 101: How to check if elements are directly under each other

When I get stuck, I play!

Discovering the electron app page and downloading ALL the things! http://electron.atom.io/apps/

Everytime I want to use a well recommended library which last commit was two years ago or longer i get suspicious

Woooooo stickers :D

Thanks Devrant team.

I am telling you our front end team is stupid. :( very stupid.

*fire alarm in dev office*

- git add
- git commit
- git push
- flee to safety

Dear everyone who doesn't write JS and has some hand-wringing concern about its lack of static typing, lack of threading, or its suitability for large back-end services:

It's fine, we've got this. You go back to discussing contravariance or whatever it is you do.

Signed,
Team JS

My "travel jar", where I usually store boarding passes, tickets and memories from my journeys...

we all are superior useless creatures

last night someone explained meditation to me as cache invalidation for your mind