Just bought one of those ASUS routers. And damn have I been missing out!!! This speed and connectivity range is beyond anything Inhave owned before!

Boss be like:
Me: Hello Boss I will be unable to come to work tomorrow,due to heavy rains.I am literally living on an island now.
Boss: In your job application you mentioned swimming as your hobby.
See you at work @7am....

The stupid shits I see...

Dt = dateadd ("s",5,now)
Do while Dt < now
Loop

WHY DO YOU NO THREAD.SLEEP ()?

Q: Why did the databases administrator leave his wife?

A: She had one-to-many relationship

Not a rant but I'm too excited not to post it. I proposed, she said yes!

You always amaze me Windows!

My screens have a different height, but luckily I solved the problem with c++

Microsoft mentioned devRant on Twitter

Developers clearly aren't the only ones struggling with proper naming!

Ha good try

Debugging...

Credit : 9gag

Laughed so hard, that I had to defenitely post it on devRant.

This made me laugh! ++ for the official Notepad++ exception dialog 😋 ...
Source: https://plus.google.com/+notepad-pl...

Some GitHub employees gonna have a quite shitty weekend

I am migrating servers today

Girl: we need to talk

Me: OK

Girl: you seem to have more time for your computer than me. I want to know how important I am to you.

Me: You are the number 1 in my life.

Girl: *smiles and hugs me*

Me: (thinking)...Just that I start counting from 0

Waiting to see if anyone notices

My back hurts! I need suggestions for a new chair.

PM: What are you going to do today?

Expected-
Me: execute some junits.

Actual-
Me: execute some joints.

Sad auto corrects, flow keyboards.

One thing I HATE about my job is dealing with customers, unfortunately they seem to be quite a vital part of the business

wtffffff 😂

Thanks for the stickers - putting them to good use on my Windows 98 gaming laptop 😍 She's a beauty, fully loaded up with the classics like Doom, Sim City, Wolfenstein 3D and... Um... VGA Miner 😂

For some reason the office I work for is paying for a designer to become a front end developer and she gets to take the classes one work time. Any time I want to further my career or pay I have to pay out of pocket and it can't interfere with work. Additionally I have to deal with her asking me every other day why I use Sublime over something else.

Basically I use Sublime because I spent too much time researching new things to try and learn yet another editor. If you wanna use brackets, cool, if you wanna use atom, cool, if you wanna use notepad, cool. I don't give a flying fuck what editor you use, you're writing CSS, I'm writing PHP, if you can count to 4 spaces, and not look at my code, I'm not going to scream at you.

She comes in each day and sits at her desk watching video after video on beginner HTML and CSS asking me mundane questions breaking my concentration at least once an hour.

I know we all started somewhere but Google was my best friend and should be yours as well.

I code through the night until 8 am, then sleep until 6pm+.
My family then calls me out as being unproductive and lazy.
Why must the whole world be oriented against night owls like me? 😥

One of the many things my non-programmer friends needs to learn!

Just received my github mug!

Fake bug fix

I don't completely master a language.
I just know the logic behind it and I make use of it.😇

They aren't ducks, but they help me debug all the things.

Petition to officially rename the term 'build' to 'kraken', so QA can shout 'Release the Kraken' and I can shout back 'The Kraken has been released!'.