Thanks for the dog
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Who is the son of JavaScript?

JSon

Today is Israeli Independence Day! We are having a barbecue, here is a picture.

There's always that one dude with the open mic who constantly breathes into it

Gmail - The place where you unsubscribe to mails you had never subscribed to

How does a computer science major pick up girls?

put on my glasses;

Oh, shit thought this was google. :-)

what is your one favourite thing you love about programing ?

Why did the web developer leave the restaurant?

Because of the table layout.

Upon finding out that Visual Studio (not Visual Studio Code) had stomped on the file association for .TOML, and spending a good couple of minutes trying to shut it down..

SQL queries related questions in SO are so full of redundant LEFT JOINs.

My boss. Always forgets what he assigned me to do and assigns me to do something different just about each time we meet

Whyyyyyyyyyy are you making typedefs for a type that you only need once

Just leave the array<uint32, 20> there
It's actually less readable to typedef it

Spend past 2 days trying to hunt down a bug...
I forgot `0` evaluates as `false` so this statement always returned `false` if `id` was `0` >.>

As a senior engineer/team lead. What would you do if you had an engineer on your team who is very difficult and arrogant but very good at their job?

Police: We use artificial intelligence to determine whether an image has been photoshopped or tampered with.

Code:
metadata.date_created != metadata.date_modified

I still don't understand blockchain.

I've read a lot of articles about blockchain and cryptocurrency and still don't understand it completely. the part I'm missing is the storage part (which is the main thing I guess). is the data stored in pieces in every device, or how does this go? what if someone unplugs their device, what happens to the info of my wallet that was stored on that device?

Sometimes I like to click on ads that I hate just to cost them money

Worst coding interruption?

The fire alarm going off.
That's when you learn how quickly it's possible to git commit and push

6 hours of meetings and I can't remember a damn thing of what was discussed.

Debugging with printf...

One day i type hello world program.
And i was amazed that for the first time someone (something) is doing what i tell it to do.
And that's how i got interest in programming.

Woke up after a 2-3 hours nap at night just to have a career-panic and apply for all the jobs I'm overqualified for.

... Now I regret it.

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I can’t put into words how much I dislike coding in front of people in an interview

MICROSOFT YOU ABSOLUTE COCK STOP PINNING SHIT TO MY TASKBAR

Lmao I’ve never learned how to program. I’m just winging it and have been able to fool everyone the last 10 years.

Senior engineer checking in.

Bad Dev Habit: I put semicolons in Python and forget them in Java

--- Visits stackoverflow for an answer
. You find the accepted answer amazing... Yep this is what I'm looking for. (You copied the code into your source)
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. scrolled down a little bit
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. You saw another answer with a higher upvote. Ooh lala, this is fucking cool. (You copied and replace your source again)
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. scrolled down once again
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. You noticed yet another answer which is the most recent and a lot shorter implementation of what you just copied. (No shit! You copied and replace your source yet another time)
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. scrolled down for the last time maybe and it looks like the previous was the last.
. But then...
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. you saw a comment with lots of upvotes even more than the accepted answer and this comment points to a link.
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. You clicked the link with your mouth salivating waiting to see what holds at the other side of the world which amount this so much upvotes.
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. And Tadaaaa 404 not found!
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. You feel hunted by that mysterious link for the rest your life...

You are so young to be married. Why did you get married is she like super hot?

Ehmmmmm.......

Cmon you can tell us if your wife is super hot.

There is a fine line between being a genius and psychopathy, and I’ve just snorted that line.

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