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Good news: Today my app reached 1 million daily users. 😃😃😃💰

Bad news: It started out as a side project and my shitty code is not scaling well at all. 🙃

!rant, !dev, random thought

We live in the past. Everything we call the present has already happened, we just aren't immediately aware of it.

For example, if the sun suddenly exploded, we would live for ~8 mins thinking nothing had happened. On the human scale, this still holds although the delays are much smaller. (also, the sun isn't where it appears to be :D)

Our senses deceive us 😯

Open to criticism :) just thought it was an interesting thought.

!rant

Linux edition!

I just can’t imagine it.

( ._.) “Hey dude, I code. Do you?”
(.-. ) “Same”
( ._.) “Friends?”
(.-. ) “Friends”

If only.

Tbh. When I read about ruby and how it was meant to be as close to English as possible a little part of me was hoping for this

import os

while(1):
os.fork()

Client: This works correctly, but I don’t like the code.

Me: What exactly do you not like?

Client: There are barely any lines of code. You need to add more to make it better.

I...I don’t know what to say.

FINALLY got my Raspberry Pi Zero W after 2 months of waiting, comment me some cool projects to do with it

I really wanted to sleep early today but then this arrived

Alas... Bitcoin...

Client...

dev vision test

We're still in the blue.

EVERYTIME!!

Started my first Android app for a town here in Luxembourg, It's a school project but the best one will be sold and the good part is that we can pick the price. But I'm pretty confident to win.

For the future? Google Firebase for sure

Did you say security?

Loser.

Duolingo has some secret plans for world domination

My dev career in one image

—_(*_*)_—

An actual "incorrect answer" in my exam paper.

Brace yourself..

I'm the git master in my group for a uni project as I am the only one with some experience.
This is what I have to deal with

I can finally have some dialogue while I’m coding. :/

When there is a coinbaise folder on clients laptop, won't even look into it but temptation is there.

Endless efforts of Cs engineer 😎😂

This is what happens when I'm asked to document something.

Did some freelance work off the books and now the guy is threatening to sue me .. nice

MySQL is freaking and keeps restarting :(

Production server "Error establishing database connection"

FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK