How not to design a modem...

Cables hide perfectly - inside the wall...

Devranters’ dream here in Tel-Aviv

My girlfriend gifted me this custom made mug on my birthday

Response time of different people on Whatsapp:

Best Friend: 5-10 sec
Friend: 1-2 min
Best Friend(Girl): 3-5 min
Girl Friend: 1-2 day 😢
Client(when me solving bug): 0.00005 sec

Client(when me asking payment): *Blocked*

😕😕😕😕😕

I mean, they're not wrong...

being programmer in movies is like:

How do you comfort a JavaScript bug?

You console it!

;)

When you get paid for every commit or release to your app repo.

ultimate debugging machine :D

When this happens I get tears of joy...

I'm starting to realize my place looks more and more like some sort of Batcave...

I made a meme 😄

I'd wear this shit all day if I didn't fear looking like a pervert to those who don't know GitHub.

(Original)

git commit -m "adding summer 2009 photos"

Wife: commit, and come to bed..
Me:
> git commit -m "wife wants me to go to bed"
> git push origin master -f

No, thank you.😆

Here’s a poster with a super short description of each one to help you keep track and find some new useful Linux tools.

Shared screen with a client over Skype. Showed them in Postman that their API wasn't working as expected. It was expecting a json. Instead it was giving error code 400 instead of 200.
Message :
"Error: No error. All OK"

I'll never forget the words of the client:

"Don't use all this fancy software, you don't know how to call APIs, open Internet Explorer or chrome and paste it in the bar. You'll see All OK, means all is okay."

*insert you dense mf meme here*

I'm the biggest dumbass, the laziest procrastinator I know of..

Joined devRant in June 2017, got eligible for the stickers in a week's time, sent a mail requesting them, but never received it. Given the size of our community, I thought I'm way behind in the list and probably receive them in few months. After a year, I totally forgot about it.

But, the colossal stupid that I am, had also lost the key to my mailbox (the physical one). I never cared about the lost key, because who sends post these days !!!

When I finally got a duplicate key for my mailbox after 2 years, guess what I found.. a first class international mail from devRant which arrived on July 2017 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️, couple of weeks after I originally requested

But, yay... I finally got them..

Nobody:

Senior frontend Dev at my company: "microservices best thing ever"

Also him: "Relational databases gonna die"

Also him (talking to the DB team): "You're gonna dissapear, Mongo is the future"

Me: "Eh... Dude, Mongo is still a database.."

Him: "Microservices"

Send help...

💦💦💦💦💦💦

Time to print out project source code

Anyone else who tend to click on the link below instead of the one above?

Found that a bit funny.

Web and IE8 in nutshell

This man explaining equals in JavaScript deserves a reward

http://shoutcloud.io/

When you realize that you're googling an error message you've implemented yourself

sad story