the poor guy wonder why the condition does not work ^^

Programming in portrait gives you a different perspective

Let's clarify:
* Github is not Git
* Android is not Java
* Unit test is not TDD
* Java is not OOP
* Docker is not Devops
* Jenkins is not CI
* Agile is not institutionalised total chaos
* Developer is not Printer Support

You know that scene in IT Crowd where they thank everyone else but the IT people ... It's as true today as it was then

Everytime they force me to add and test stupid features. I usually end up making my own version, which they dump almost every time.

After reading the 100000th sudo joke on devrant. Please stop it. They are not funny at all.

So now you want the old version? Now you want GIT? Now you want a branching model with CI? 1 year into the project?
FML

Recently my company worked in project with a big international company which uses a crazy framework to build a part of there webpage. This framework only used random IDs and class names and not even different html elements. And to completely freak out all elements are positioned absolute and on every change the whole page go rendered.

I fell in love with VS Code <3

I just have the right tools, you know...

When you use someone else's poorly written code in a memory inefficient language

Ctrl + Alt + down arrow

Somebody's going to be late for work today..

Have to write CSS

One time my co-worker put a tiny piece of tape inside the USB receiver of my mouse which apparently makes any USB device stop working. It took me a while to figure out why my damn mouse wasn't working even though everything was properly plugged in and it had new batteries.

When I found the tiny piece of tape I was instantly knew who it was and it was pretty funny.

A couple of years ago, I filled my boss office with balloons. Probably 300 of them and the best part was he had a fobia of balloons and couldn't work all day in the office 😉

Same old unfairness!

Finally have the home office I've always wanted, with only a few more things left to do in order to consider it finished.

Power company loves me.

Wallet hates me.

git commit -m "fixed issue with fan"

When you about to quit your company xP

Now we're talking!

How does a front-end developer get away with murder?

$('body').hide();

//I'll see myself out

And that's why we're all single...

Reality

Client emails which subjects start and end with 10000 exclamation marks

Prank #777
"chmod is safer with -"
chmod -777 > chmod 777

The requirements have changed

While you're down there...

1790. Sad - gotta love some xkcd

What do you call a snake that’s exactly 3.14 feet long?

A πthon