I'm learning golang currently. I 'designed' a mug to keep myself motivated. Turned out pretty good.

How do you call it when a senior Linux engineer doesn't know the awk command?

Kinda AWKward.

GIT PUSH LIVE

Rant about a german problem in english

I think we as the people should just sue the german government for neglect of progress and neglect of the education system. If your not familiar with the state of german IT we have worse internetspeeds than uganda or the notoriously shitty australia, our neighbourstates look at us in disbelief while laughing in optic fibre. Our school system seperates all students after 4th grade in 3 tiers, the lowest one gives you the future perspective as a social security case. The second and highest tier require masses of useless knowledge, so called "competences"(Kompetenzen) which are totally useless skills with no real world application because they are derived from real skills, a median ground between all possible applications of that skill. And while doing that they terribly insist on doing everything the "proper" way, meaning handwritten. Most people you would expect to have basic computer literacy, meaning age 40 and below, are incapable of using basic functions of a non-smartphone computer and do not understand the slightest of what they are actually doing or supposed to do. And I mean nothing technical. Germans are the reasons they still put word as a job requirement for devjobs because this disqualifies half of our population. This leads to many people having the archaeic "we versus the machines" mentality, thinking that if they ever let the computer do parts of the job, they will then lose all of it to the machines. Thats why you never strive past basic mathematical principles in mathematics, which is a big misnomer because you never do actual mathematics, only calculating and basic calculus and statics. If you get to use your calculator, its some basic casio with no actual functionality then standard operations. And even using that is shunned upon. How is this country ever supposed to become something more than it was in the 90's, if we teach people nothing of use and kill all progress in its root.

World domination plan. [more details]

So called UX/UI designers don't belong in the same room as a developer.

Got a job as an Android Developer 🎉🎉🎉

+++ Just like StackOverflow, GitHub now shows possibly related issues to the one you are creating +++

(Still in Beta)

Please consider my questions StackOverflow 😭

That php joke again....

7 = 5😅

Ideas to make your day worse? Draw the stack trace of a multiple recursive call in python!

Songwriting App and Website [more details]

A blockchain trading card game [more details]

Aardwolf is very fun and i suggest y'all play it a bit if you're looking for better ways to slack off at work

$ telnet aardwolf.org 4000
*port 23 also works

Santa needs a computer and internet now 😂

Childhood
I Love Windows

Adulthood
Fuck Windows

OMG...😂😂😂

Version Control for Writing [more details]

My ideal job:
Getting payed to develop for awesome open source projects from home, at any time I like.

My current job:
Full time 9 to 6, outsourced security sysadmin, dealing with bullshit systems and stupid end users.
Getting home with barely enough strength to self learn and develop my own projects.

Just kill me

!rant but I am confused a bit..

!rant

:)

My code is doing Santa this year, I'm getting PresentNotFoundException 😁

Today on how to make money fast:

This is by far the best please turn off your Adblock I have ever seen. I actually paused my ad blocker 😂

triggered af

what happens if your .gitignore file contains '.gitignore'?

Amazon support guy: Oh its a Windows instance. I'm a Linux Engineer so...
Me: I know your pain. I'm in pain, too. Now help me.

Patterns. Patterns everywhere.

When see your boss on side of the street