Why do most C++ developers stop after one child?

Because multiple inheritance is a headache.

I forked today

I just found that there is a country in Switzerland called 'Root'

When so called developers "fixes" things by setting 777 on directories...

Please do not call yourself a dev

Haha Web Development :D :D

And now I have 2xWindows on my PC

Today I moved from Windows to Ubuntu 16.04. THIS IS THE BEST FUCKING OS IN THE WORLD. I feel I can do anything here.

Linux is freedom.

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Me: *quickly turns on Adblock*
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*clicks on Continue*
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Everyday i used to spend an hour in the morning reading emails.

Until i made a script that reads all mails, parses to urgent/priorities/meetings etc. Then shows me a dashboard of everything. 1 hr turned to 20mins max.

Then i made a chatbot out of it and now i just talk to it everytime and gives me the rundown.

Gave me so much time to code instead of reading fucking emails.

Master was successfully deleted

This happened with me...

Frontend vs Backend

When we push directly to production

http://motherfuckingwebsite.com/

!rant

Using Linux terminal on Android smartphone

Clients be like...

Think of an idea that can really benefit others.
Start working on the project and come up with a working prototype.
Complete the project 98%
Get bored of the project.
Move on to another project.

The worst part about devRant is the inability to explain to non-devs why I'm laughing so hard at something.

This is also the best part.

Don't fall for this.

Coincidence?

Best way to get in the zone: a meditation smoke, mountain dew, a lack of humans to distract me, loud music and most importantly a problem.

You put a decent enough problem in front of me and I'm in front of the screen for days before I realize I need to eat.

Stick my headphones in and ignore the world around me

Geeky way to reach out to the girl/guy you have a crush on.

It's true, that's the saddest bit.

It's Monday morning. In our company there are 12 employees. Our work starts at 8:00AM and am the only here. This people are lucky, whenever I come in late, there are always trash talk behind my back.

What the fuck is going on in this world.

Ever been scared to open your laptop in public because you can't remember if you closed the porn you were watching the prior night?

No joke, my boss told me to change the name of my Python script

Question: What is the most used language in programming?

Answer: Profanity

I am working on a project with a retard.
I am supposed to focus on the mobile apps but the backend guy doesn't know shit about REST.I spend more time teaching him how to serialize data into JSON and telling him not to store passwords as plaintext(He's now using md5 despite me telling him to use bcrypt) than developing the mobile apps am supposed to.
Guess who will be blamed for missing the deadline?
Yea, it's me.
Guess who will get the credits for the backend i am developing?
Yea, it's him.
Fuck!

https://developer.android.com/thing...

Fuck yea!😄