Are you fucking retarded?

This is a real review for dR

Hitler sort: Delete every odd element.

Technically it ain't wrong

Not easy to spot

DDG does not feel so good

They lack inventory management

User experience: -100

Manager (walking in in the morning): ey linuxxx, looking good today!
Me: w-what? I'm not wearing much special, what's so great about my outfit? But than....
Boss: April fools motherfucker!

Well, I had it coming .______.

Same lol

Nowadays......¯\_(ツ)_/¯

This is what happens when you decide to send error messages as url value

I'm speechless :\

When a full-stack developer credits the whole team

Trying to explain what database is to non technical people/ non developer

Also when you are overqualified 😅

True story 😂

Well they think code grows on trees

..........

Max file size allowed is 10 MB, and this is what I get when I try to upload a 5 MB file. Do I really want to apply here?

PM: By when can you do this?
Me: Monday
PM: Which monday?
Me: Exactly

Meanwhile

Margin-right : -20px

pwd salting

Alexa (in another room): ***ALARM***
Me: Hey Google, broadcast "Alexa, stop"
Alexa: ***stops***
Me:

dark theme.

I can't believe I missed this email.

How to properly comment your code

Just doing it for the pizza!

Me: *sends email 45 minutes before a meeting*.

Boss: *20 mins into meeting*, any updates about the issues found yesterday?

Me: Yep I sent an email with an update on everything.

Boss: ok great, *shares screen*, *opens email*.

Ok want to walk us through it?

Me: ...... walk through my email?

Boss: Yeah we have everyone here in the meeting.

Me: ...... yeah I included all of them on the email.

Boss: Right, but it would be good to go through it for everyone’s benefit.

Me: *Reads email word for word, from the screen share*

I will now refer to him from this day forth as “The Time Vampire”.

Found this in a class that has not been touched for 2 years:

// TODO do we need this check? Clarify on Monday.

Web and IE8 in nutshell