Top 20 excuses of programmers...

Update..

Developer Rhymes...

For the last f***ing time, computer science engineer DOESN'T mean I repair computers!!!

how beautiful this is..😍😍😍

Here's a favorite of mine. Managers need to be in meetings to be productive. Developers need to stay far away from meetings to be productive. Managers love to drag developers into meetings and then wonder why their productivity is down.

programmer's house

+ if you can relate to this...

You know, I think this is one tattoo I wouldn't mind getting 🤔

anybody else?

My setup

Forgot my headphones, I can already guess how my day is going to be.

I might have to try talking...

She must have said "windows not responding " 😅

IE is the best !

About Brexit.

nowadays..

marriage programmed!

Client: "Need to have an urgent meeting on some major changes" .
Me:"Travels half way across city"
Client : Explains how the heading of a page should be in blue as it would be more aesthetic.
FML.
How many meetings have you had that would have just sufficed with a simple email ?

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This is kinda funny even if the picture is in Swedish. When Avast requires the computer to restart and you can let Avast to remind you to reboot about 10 mins, 1 hour, 4 hours, 6 hours, tomorrow, next week or the best of all - next century, WOW!!
Maybe something Microsoft should implement in their Windows Update?

If you've never experienced this you're too young

Who else is coding with a portrait monitor?

so truee

Gettin' your priorities straight be like...

Coffee machine isn't working.

Well were developers it's a hardware issue.

Let's call IT

Bad coders bad coders what you gonna do what you gonna do when I come to you

- Crash

We want this <sarcasm> tag w3c 😀

When PM sets up a meeting to discuss stuff that can be solved over an email

Me working on a bug for so long the brain actually stops working. Leave work > drives home > sits on the toilet: "Holy toilet, that's the problem" > drives back to work > problem solved!

Anyone else?

Here's a followup to my previous desk photo; this is my desk at work. Portrait monitors and Sci-Fi posters FTW!