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AboutA guy who likes coding.
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SkillsUnder development
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LocationBangalore
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Joined devRant on 3/14/2017
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Boss: Are you almost done with that project?
Me: *closing Google search of "dogs in top hats"* I need more time10 -
My colleagues treat me like a god.
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Nobody plays any attention to my existence until they want something 😏6 -
Happened just now:
Client: Please remove this page from the site ASAP, and tell me when its done.
Me: Done
Client: what's wrong am getting an error code(404) when I click on the link.
Am not sure how to reply to that13 -
My 6 year old has been learning about trees at school, and had questions for me. Needless to say, she now has the best understanding of data structures in her class, and I expect parents evening will be "interesting"8
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Her: Why do you need 3 monitors??
Me: Why do you need 6 bags on the hanger, permanently, and 23 pairs of shoes?
Her: :/18 -
My conversation with my wife today, while I was at work:
Wife: The wifi isn't working.
Me: What's it doing?
W: Not working
Me: Try turning it off an on again.
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Me: Is your phone on LTE? Or is it connected to wifi and the internet isn't working?
W: LTE. Aubrey (my wife's sister) said she turned it off and nothing happened.
Me: did she turn it back on?
W: Do you really want me to answer that?
Me: Just making sure. What lights are on on the router?
W: (Sends me a picture of the router with no lights on)
Me:...
W: Oh it isn't even plugged in
Me:...
W (after a couple minutes): Its working now!
YES I REALLY WANT YOU TO ANSWER IF YOU TURNED IT BACK ON!14 -
Fuck yeah this will be my greatest answer on Stack Overflow thus far!
Massive loads of examples, references to code, discussions and articles and now finally busy on the final conclusion...
wait... WHAT!!!!?>? !@@#$#SH$['\'4 -
Developers sound like psychotic sewing serial killers.
Always taking about strings and threads or killing parents, children and detaching heads.11 -
Right. So my company is advertising an opening in Java JUNIOR Development.... And they all of these skills:
I mean, really?14