Pressing the UP arrow key 2739 times in the shell to find the "ls -a" that I typed already today

Bind in React is making me want to bind staples to my asshole so I can stop getting fucked! 🍆🚫 🍑😩

I hate that fucking feeling, when I am 9001% certain that the bug is caused by the shitty framework because I tested every detail and could exclude my code as the culprit, but later realize it was in fact myself, because I overlooked one pissing line.
Holy fuck.

React native is such a fucking chore to use

JavaScript will die a horrible death. That's my dream anyway.

Genius ^^

Pokemonnnn 😂

Millennials

Angular Y U du dis to me

Just started to dive in to C. Lots of fun. This is my first creation. I'll have some friends to test it for me... >:)

That feeling..

Boss: Are you almost done with that project?
Me: *closing Google search of "dogs in top hats"* I need more time

Push your commits before anyone else, so you don't have to resolve any merge conflicts 😈

Well... Yeah... that can be a way of doing it. But really?

My colleague managed to vertically align in CSS.

Accidently.

He doesn't want it that way.

Dafuq

PC survival lessons
1. Tape acts as a protection from extreme animals like humans bashing you up and falling apart into pieces
2. Repeat lesson 1 for eternity

"Hey, you know Binary Search Trees?" "Say no more."

When you have the users test your application

Take a Look at my Brand new stress ball

Advice that I give to interns/grads:

In uni/college, you're taught *how* to code something to achieve a goal, and 99% of the time the code will work and do the job in a lab.

But when building things for a real production environment, you learn the 100 ways how *not* to code, from seeing things break left right and centre - basically everything and anything can break your code, whether it is users, the OS, other people's code, legacy code, lag, concurrency, the alignment of the moon to your server...

I just wrote more than 140 char in a tweet, inspect the element and turn Enable = True on Tweet button.

The response was epic.

Knock, knock.
Race condition.
Who’s there.

The whole family

I was explaining git and Github to one of my friends during our boring maths class when he asked : "What is the difference between git and Github?". Just then another friend of mine sitting in front turns out and said : "It's like the difference between porn and Pornhub".

A+ use of wallpaper

I'd rather code then study for my exams 🙁

When you finally finish your app and have it ready for first release, but when you package it, the app instantly closes when you open it.

Just got back from vacation...

git pull

Picture of the Day :D