Made my day 😂😂

Programming in a tree. I usually climb up here and read, but I decided to code, and I didn't drop my laptop :D

I covered the screen with my hand because my code's ugly, and I don't want anyone to see it lol.

Filler text for meme

And then... Another junior arrives... With newer set of buzzwords XD

*food comes in at work today*
Fellow engineer: yum yum yum!
Me: apt apt apt!
All engineers: 😑

😅

Lool 😂 😂...

Maintaining legacy codebase be like ...

Source: https://me.me/i/...

I guess she was fluent in C#

If i have to repair one more lenovo laptop, imma pull up to their hq and punch all them in the dick.

Every computer programmer. :)

When you use a new technology without reading the documentation first.

I totally agree

Chrome, putting my 16gb to good use...

"I was wondering why Monitors sleep and Keyboards don't.

Then it occurred to me that Keyboards have two SHIFTS. 😆😆" -some guy

macOS treats chess like it's the System32 file in windows

How to become Android Developer with zero Programming knowledge?

1. Goto "About" option in your Android mobile.

2. Click "Build Number" continuously 5 times.

*tap* *tap* *tap* *tap* *tap*

Congratulations
"You are a Developer"
now :p

Google => googled

Duck duck go => duck duck went?

🤔

*Bell rings*
*some dude holding a book*

“I thought you might me interested in discussing our lord and savior, blockchain”

For those of you who are having interviews ... remember this

Well played

Post your work area, fuckers.

So we hired a part time sales lady to work in our office. She sits right inside the entry to our area. Each morning I am amazed that I can make it to my desk without passing out. All I can think is this:

MY PHONE WAS AT 0% WHEN I PLUGGED THE CHARGER IN.

QUICK SAVE.

Sit down to do a math lab in Maple on university computers. Struggle for a while with shitty software. Click on a help link provided by Maple for an error I was getting.

BSOD outta nowhere.

Hadn't saved my work. And Maple was developed by the best university in Canada. I hope they all catch something rare and incurable and die.

I introduced git with hope that our team gets better

I introduced trello in hope that our team get better

I introduced gitlab in hope our team gets better

I introduced scrum in hope our team gets better

I'm losing hope...

Achievement unlocked: segfault from a pure python library.

Someday my GitHub will look like this as well.

Some Cable porn...

Why would someone in the fucking year of 2018 use fucking IE and only IE?
People need to understand that the sole purpose of IE is to download chrome🤣😂
No matter the framework/language you use it is guaranteed to crash in IE.
It's gonna be a glorious day😂

loving xkcd comics!