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When you realize that you're googling an error message you've implemented yourself

"Is it just me or is Youtube down?"
YES
IT'S JUST YOU
THEY PICKED YOU OUT OF A BILLION USERS
AND TOOK IT DOWN
Sorry, good night.

      

that's why I have trust issue

savage

lol.

Don't know if this has already been put up, but I got a good laugh from it

i started using reddit i few days ago

!r/ProgrammerHumor

Some clients are really a pain in the ass °∆°

oh John

okay, I promise.

Such a relief

This meme

Do you follow test driven development?

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Another benefit of working from home: PRIVATE TOILET.

One fucking toilet for 15 people is not enough.

The truth, whole truth, and nothing but there truth.

clients union

C'mon guys, it's really not that hard

Source: Reddit

Got this today from my gf (only one part of birthday invitation card).
So cuuuuute 😍
English: "I'm 18, will I get something now?"

2011: 3 billion devices run Java
2018: 3 billion devices run Java

*In Office
Coworker raises his head, looks at boss: "I'm leaving".

Boss raises head looks at coworker: "Ok".

All this took 5 seconds,..the weirdest 5 seconds of my life

macOS treats chess like it's the System32 file in windows

Just found the best dev ever.

https://alcohollick.com/tfw.html

So, yesterday I was talking to a friend who had a fukin BUSINESS IDEA of starting Uber like service for his local town(where his university is).

Apparently, the moron was searching for someone to make an Uber like app for him (Both fukin Android and iOS) and he was hoping to get it done in under fukin 5000 INR (less than 100 USD).

I was like wtf 😐

Where is the LAN cable and why the hell does my chair not...

Oh.

"You're gonna lose. BUG TIME"

I just can’t imagine it.

( ._.) “Hey dude, I code. Do you?”
(.-. ) “Same”
( ._.) “Friends?”
(.-. ) “Friends”

Alas... Bitcoin...