XML 👏 AND 👏 XSLT 👏 SUCK 👏

I POSTed a joke, I wonder why anyone didn't GET it! 🙄🤔

Sprint, I think YOU are a "special character"

My laptop's purring, what could cause this problem?

I just discovered the power of planning before coding.

Wheew.

No, thank you, you nice little app. If you wanted to call someone to find out the weather, I think I can do it myself.

Taken from Quora

Webcam enabled Skype meetings.

Anxiety++

Guys, I am getting married in one hour 🎉

Interview

HR: So .. tell us .. where do you see our AI acting in 5 years?

ME: Doing your job minus the stupid questions.

*silence*

Boss breaks out in laughter.
"Oh boy you're hired"

Subtle irony:

Tons of people rant about how bad PHP is on devRant.

devRant's is built using PHP.

Love it

This is how I feel after working, almost exclusively, with PHP over the last 4 years.

Maths : 1
Google : 0

"You always know when you have a good tester, because you're always a little annoyed when that person comes around your desk/cube. The reason for this is that you know that if the tester is in your general vicinity, they've found something wrong with what you've written. All the excuses start to pile up in your mind of 'Well, you're not using it right!', etc, but in the end, you know that the tester is right, and you've just made a mistake in your programming."
-https://stackoverflow.com/a/525673

Source:- Reddit

People are worried that AI will replace them in their jobs.

But guys.

We are still using php.

I think we are safe for the next 200 years.

„We love open source, so we'll just buy all of it!“
— Microsoft, 2018/06/04

My manager doesn't get it.

I accidentally taught my cat to turn off the wifi. Now he is using his powers against me whenever he demands food😅😫🤦

If you ever get La-tte in a meeting, always cappucci-go.

My life in one sentence: "Weeks of coding can save hours of planning". Sigh.

"should I commit this? nah let's just implement this huge feature first and commit that clusterfuck of changes with a commit message «changes»"

I have this headache that...

Refactoring someone else's code (the dude's a senior).
I'm a junior, just updated my linkedin, burnout activated, I can't deal with this kind of shit no more.

Outro: this is the nicest piece of code from him, every other line of code just .... just.... D:

Was writing a first product for my best friend and my first company/startup. (that one is on hold now by the way).

Spent about a month doing a full-time internship and also programming after that the entire day. Weekends full of programming as well and after a few weeks I noticed that when turning around/walking quickly, I lost my balance.

Went to the doctor who immediately asked if I worked loads and loads to which I answered yes.

He took a look at my daily patterns in general and then told me that I was having a thing which you were only supposed to get at old age and that I was heading towards a burnout because my body was highly not used to/ready for this.

Continued for a little and people started asking why I looked so white (my face lost color) and unhealthy.

Started to take care of myself and voilà, within weeks I was getting better :)

My friend said "I googled it on duck duck go"

Me: Dude what?

I'm always the guy that does the work...

GDPR done right. 😂😂

I just noticed my file is named home.less
Poor

Totally agree...