Now I understand .....

No dog command.

Outplayed.

Such speed. Done before I even started.

A young guy I work with burst into tears today, I had no idea what happened so I tried to comfort him and ask what was up.

It appears his main client had gone nuts with him because they wanted him to make an internet toolbar (think Ask.com) and he politely informed them toolbars doesn't really exist anymore and it wouldn't work on things like modern browsers or mobile devices.

Being given a polite but honest opinion was obviously something the client wasn't used to and knowing the guy was a young and fairly inexperienced, they started throwing very personal insults and asking him exactly what he knows about things (a lot more than them).

So being the big, bold, handsome senior developer I am, I immediately phoned the client back and told them to either come speak to me face-to-face and apologise to him in person or we'd terminate there contract with immediate effect. They're coming down tomorrow...

So part my rant, part a rant on behalf of a young developer who did nothing wrong and was treated like shit, I think we've all been there.

We'll see how this goes! Who the hell wants a toolbar anyway?!

If doctors were treated like web developers!

Startup job descriptions

We told him to come in mask to the party

Yes. You don't use Windows until and unless you are developing for Windows environment!

When you prove its a hardware probelm

Windows updates be like...

Internetgold

True dat

My next order 😎😎🤘🤘🤘

Car not found!

Guys try installing Termux. Its Linux for Android. It comes with its own version of Apt package manager. Using this opens up alot of possibilities ;)

"So, why do you want to work at our office in mexico?"
"I want to be a señor developer."

Looks like Microsoft is really supporting open source with its fucked up updates making people consider switching to Linux

I'm new here and this is my very 0th rant.

Hmmm.....

I found it!

The Galaxy Note7 is 'lighter' than ever

My colleague and his modeling career

Hahaha...

Hacked...

The best joke in this month :D

I have made a stack overflow question with "JavaScript" tag. And got fucking 12 views! Twelve!!!

Nobody fucking likes me! :(

But I got "tumbleweed achievement" so I got that goin' for me which is nice.

So many deadlines - I wonder how I'm still alive ?!?

Couldn't get stress ball from devRant.. But I found one at work.. Now it's mine 😀

After 5 min with it, my stress levels dropped and productivity also..

So still you say that a tree cannot have a cycle?