Apple’s copy paste from your phone keeps ass biting me. Most of the time my clipboard has some obscure porn link that I don’t need to accidentally paste on a live share session. There are now dozens of people that know too much about me

junior programmer look at programming memes:

these are all just memes right right ?!

senior programmer :

Developers should understand the difference between " Working at Google" and " Googling at Work"

Mewwww........

-Boss instructs me to always set high estimates
-Asks in how many days will i finish X
-I think 3, but adding 1 extra day for each random problem i tell him one week
-He says thats way too long, make it 3 days
-Shit happens and i can barely finish it in one week
-My boss:

Me coding last night 😅🍍

Fiction vs Reality

Every error == NowGoToStackoverflowAndSearchTheSolution

#10yearchallenge

If first compiler was compiled by humans, now compilers are compiled using compilers. Then the first chicken didn't come from egg, but something superior. Nowadays we just see eggs turning into chicken, but the origins of chickens isn't related to eggs at all.
#Computer engineering

I’m so sorry! No, I do NOT have 9 years experience using this framework that has only been out for 5 years 🙃

all i want pls :-)

😂😭😂

When you are web developer.

Porting is fun...
*Left eye twitches*

Everyone's celebrating Christmas, but I can't.
I have a fucking uni exam tomorrow.

Made my day 😂

Looks like someone used unsigned short int in a 32 bit system.

Two times a charm! Passed Dutch theory driving exam!

If the live server crashed, it wasn't me. I did the changes locally first. I swear.

This isn't my week I guess 😅

After my study (application development) I wanted to get a job but wasn't sure about a dev position. Everyone recommended me to go for a Linux one since I've been a Linuxer for 8 years now (7 years then)

Applied to numerous jobs and was invited to an interview with a hosting company for a Linux (support) engineer position.

CEO asked good questions, didn't need to see my diploma and we basically had a good time talking.

15 months later I'm still working here!

First example of machine replacing jobs...

kinda coding i guess, company specialising in making statistics for other companies, analytic stuff or such, wanted stack: php, mysql

Interviewer: so here is our tech guy, who will be your boss if... so he would like to ask a few questions
techGuy: how would you ask for all the rows in a table? * looks at me *
Interviewer: * looks at me too *
me (learning inner, outer, left, right joins and transactions yesterday): * am i a joke to you? *
also me: * they must be making fun of me or something * well the query should be SELECT * FROM tableName; but one should really not use that, as * in theory really slows things down, because it loads unnecessary meta data bla bla
they: * look at each other * You're really good young man! Yes of course we know that, haha!
Interviewer: You said you just finished Uni, you doesn't seem like a junior to me! good job!
techGuy: so how would you LIMIT your results to 100 rows?
me: sigh * looks at door without turning head, so they wont notice *

1999 looks promising 😁

Did you know?

Critical error notifications in production are not a problem if you don't give a fuck.

I'm going to do my first internship in a month. I am 22 yo.
Am I too old for the first job experience according to you? Because I actually feel so...

Ping me when you're free 😂😂

Exactly

Ain't getting hacktoberfest tee delivered for the second time. I hate this shit 🙄

Windows restart without showing the dialogue box