Exactly

A friend of mine was playing Destiny 2 just now and the game crashed. This was legit the error message :

Credit imgur.

A train station that finally plays by the rules.

UTF-8 gone wrong

GF: Did you watch a movie while you were sleeping?
ME: (Syntax Error): How could i watch a movie while sleeping?
GF: No, the name of the movie is "while you were sleeping"
ME: oh, you forgot quotes for string

"please wait 5 seconds 'till you can continue with the call" *additional charges apply

In my current company we're being forced to use Windows for web development... I can't use a VM because of the hardware specs.

This is now my screensaver.

If only someone actually told that 😂

Simple flowchart XD

I have a teacher that does nothing but reading from powerpoint slides.
Wrote a script that does a better job.

START FUCKING USING GIT.

😅

Those are actually real suggestions. I'm not even mad, that's amazing.

This...

OMG I have no clue why they're leaving
- Every asshole manager ever

Do you have the feeling sometimes that programming is not what you wanna do but that you just do it cause it’s the closest to what you really enjoy?

Sneak: 100

This shit is real.

Guy comes to my desk.
Guy: Do you know Python?
Me: Yes
Guy: I want a program that reads a CSV containing IP addresses and tells which of them are valid.
Me: Sure thing. Show me the CSV file.
Guy: (Shows the file)
Me: (Writes a small function for checking whether the IP is valid)
Me: Done Here you go.
Guy: You should be using regex.
Me: Why? This is perfect. No need for regex.
Guy: My manager wants a solution using regex only.
Me: Why so?
Guy: I don't know. Can you do it using regex?
Me: Only if you say so. (Stackoverflow. Writes a humongous regex). Done!
Me: Just for curiosity, what is your application?
Guy: I will port it in Java. You see, regex is easy to debug.
Me: Ohhh Yes. I forgot that. Good luck with your regex.

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Happy accidents !!!

Binary is easy to teach

I bought a System76 laptop. They're headquartered in the same city where I live. In the "special instructions" section of the checkout process, I put, "I'm buying this because Apple took away my escape key."

This note came today.

Every. Single. Time.

Optimising code

i started using reddit i few days ago

!r/ProgrammerHumor

savage

Don't know if this has already been put up, but I got a good laugh from it

It's never a good sign when a team lead writes code like this

C++=C+=1=.....