Just wanted to sharey duck with you.

The best part while working with placeholder content

THEM: "I got a chrome thing that says, 'Don't turn off your computer. Someone is trying to hack into your computer.' ...and it had some lady's voice saying, 'Error. Someone is hacking into your computer.' Should I click anything?"
ME: "No. I'll be right there...what did you click?"
THEM: "It was some Facebook quiz about 'Which Disney movie are you?'"
ME:

Just come across this little gem on an 8 year old website :(

And then the PEN-Tester said... "MySQL configured to allow connections from 127.0.0.1. Recommend configuration change to not allow remote connections." hahahaha!

Sometimes I wish I can control life like CSS.

Example: traffic{ float: left}

so we all are doing wrong

readme.jpg

really?

This guy is the best coworker ever. He analyzes my algorithms, advises me when to eat or take breaks, and reminds me not to take life too seriously. He's pretty helpful with debugging too.

Family: So what did you study at school?
Me: Software Engineering
Family: So you can make websites?
Me:

Wish I Had One.. (っ◕‿◕)っ

Frodo is a Hobbit. Are 8 Frodos one Hobbyte?

So just saw this course online the logo and title are two different languages not the best first impression

The best answer

What only relying on JavaScript for HTML form input validation looks like

yea, basically me learning right now.

Check out this superb website that I made..

http://localhost:8080

The honest website ever... 🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻

when you're a writer and a programmer

So a friend gifted me this for my birthday! Probably among the best gifts ever 😀

"Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning." - Rich Cook

so true 😁

This is exactly whats happens when 2 programmers work on the same module

When you boot and can't remember if its F2 F8 F12 or DEL

clients...

So there was an inspection from government for our bank's IT security. I gave a tour to our server and security systems. I threw all possible acronyms as much as I could remember. Inspector nodded and noted down never uttered a word.

Finally, he breaks his silence, looking at a device he points out and says "What's that ?"

I look at the device then stare at his face back again at the device and to his face I reply "That's AC, Air Conditioner".

Happened to me 2 times :D. How about you?

Logic

I don't know what to say