The effect of updating the bios via USB (possible only on windows) when all computers run on Linux.

This should be Interesting

No offense hackers...

There should be one day a year when random spam emails become true when you click on them.

It should be random for everyone so you never know what day it is and also happen instantly when you click on message.

World would be full of millionaires, guys with enormous penises. Everyone will eat food all the time cause you can lose all of your unnecessary weight with single click and whole internet will flood with spam emails.

Instead of scrolling trough news and social networks people would click on spam emails waiting for the day their spam will be fulfilled.

Economy would eventually collapse and most of us would be no different than monkey in some crazy experiment waiting for it’s banana.

It can be called fulfilled spam message paradox.

It would be funny alternative reality.

Webpage: It looks like you are using ad-blocker
Me: It looks like you are getting closed biatch.

My first login function

const login = (email, password) => {
If (email && password) {
return true
} else {
return false
}
}

Why cant all terms and conditions be this short

Guess the browsers
(^_^メ)

Me trying to find Jim Hopper 😢😢😢.......

Who the fuck did they ask? Because that's horse shit

And on Fridays we all say together...

✨
✨ DON'T ✨
✨
✨ PUSH ✨
✨ ✨
✨ TO ✨
✨
✨ PRODUCTION ✨
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✨

I installed an ad blocker, less than three months ago, on my phone.

Experience has been great, but then I decided to check how many hosts it has blocked.

More than 100,000 queries blocked. All ads.

Seriously, what the hell? Why so many ads on the internet?

Them:
Its an Algorithm!!

*checks code*
Five lines of if else

Just got this notification. I see virgin active UK likes to test in production. I too like to live dangerously.

my mind in the last days

Who has taken this!

Save more ram

The only problem is that such part of the city does not exist :D

BOYS ITS HERE

WE FINALLY GOT SPACE VACUUM IN PHOTO

Finally got a new laptop at work!
The first thing to do: install linux in it so the beast could roar free.

Download mint iso, dd it into an usb drive, boot it up in uefi mode, .... /dev/sda read error: -110. Fuck, must be smth w/ secure-boot. Disable it, rinse and repeat. Same error. Wtf, could my drive be broken?
dd iso into another usb drive, boot live env -- read error. THE FUCK! It's wildly unlikely my both usb drives died on the same fucking day!

Go to it admin to ask for an usb drive. Iso->usb, boot -- live env is up. My my, look who's unfortunate today :)

cryptsetup, install, reboot et voila, the beast is finally roaring!

In other news:

Today a team of a total of six developers helf a 45 minute meeting to decide upon the name of a class.

It was later made clear that the class would be renamed anyway later in production.

I should try this

Me every time, everyday.
VCS is Lifesaver.

Coffee + Pizza = Code

hide and seek...

Fuck this?
No no no
Fuck me

Ok. Well, I guess I won’t ask for threads...

Cadavers? Illegal.
Skeletons? Sure, $6000.

you can just buy a real skeleton for $6k and it's legal in 47 states.

Hell no?