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buzzword translations:

"cloud" -> someones computer

"big data" -> lots of somewhat irrelevant data

"ai" -> if if if if if if if if if if if if if else

"algorithm" -> something that works but you don't know why

"secure" -> https://

"cyber security" -> kali linux + black hoodie

"innovation" -> adding something completely irrelevant such as making a poop emoji talk

"blockchain" -> we make lots of backups

"privacy" -> we store your data, we just don't tell you about it

Teacher: press F5

Student: presses f then 5

Me: dies

Thank you @dfox

Glad I could help with the .com domain!

Oh sh*t

Best joke I have read this week...

1969 vs 2017

404 Sleep not found...

Thank you makers

Aaah, the smell of an empty office in the morning!

Well yeah. He is right!

How to vertically center in css..

Software which is not open source...

I don't get why anyone would choose to do sys admin work I have been doing it the past week I fucking hate it!

Let me program 😠

Right now someone at Google is coding something useless for us to laugh at on April Fools.

This cracks me up ever time 😂😂

"Other" seems to be some kind of antimatter

Got the best cake for my 30th birthday. Only if my wife understood what language I program with. I still love her though!

Me: Let's grab something for dinner!
GF: Sure, but let's go somewhere safe
Me:

"Knock Knock"

"Who's there?" 

"Knock Knock"

"Who's there?" 

"Knock Knock"

"Who's there?" 

- DoS Attack

This should be in every email client ever, always. Now. And forever.

schrodinger's backup

Who will try it? :-D

Taken from the current issue of The New Yorker

adding //To do in my code be like

Just saw a rant about date formats between the US and every other country and saw this a few years ago. Seems appropriate

You will never exit this fitness club. 😜

Finally they've arrived! 🤣

So keep things simple and use flow diagrams

I thought the antenna actually did something... nevermind