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correctly named devices

When people post non-issues on GitHub issues 😡

Issue: "How do I...?"
Issue: "Nevermind, figured it out!"
Issue: Closed.

Jaja so true

Or that...

I contantly keep forgetting to turn on my music. It's like:
*open youtube*
"Wait let me just do this thing real quick"
*alt-tab to ide, start coding*
*get in the zone, coding intensifies*
3 hours later...
"Oh yeah let's turn on some music"
Rinse and repeat...

Challenge completerd! Pc overclocked!

Pretty much.

Dance like no one else is watching. Encrypt like everyone is.

void walks into a cave
doesn't return

Acceptance Criteria: it should spin

Not the most optimal thing you want to see before coming into work...

now u know

My friend had managed to move up viewport with pure javascript...

Crawling through some old code and asking myself:

-Who wrote it?
-When did he write it?
-What did he think then?

-Me
-Last week
-I have no idea

last night someone explained meditation to me as cache invalidation for your mind

At the mid of breakup I asked my girlfriend: "what do you want from me ? "
She replied "CHMOD 777" | 😭
Both of us broke into laughing

2 days later (today) we are together

Manager Logic: The project is behind, we have brought on additional managers to satisfy the client. 😲 The fuck is a manager going to do? "Meetings! We need more meetings to ensure the deadline is met."

When your PM starts coding to understand why it takes so long to align a button :P

Rant that involved my manger hit a decent amount of ++.
Just seen him downloading devRant.

When they ask you, if you have heard about scrum before ?
Me: Yes, I watch Silicon Valley XD

Is it just me or do others also think programmer jokes like "...converts caffeine and pizza into software" and similar to be fucking annoying?

Your mama's so FAT she can't save files bigger than 4GB.

An SEO expert walks into a bar, pub, liquor store, brewery, alcohol, beer, whiskey, vodka

"Shit, did we just send that notification to everyone?" - some dev, probably

This morning Google asked me to come away from a search and into this dark portal to begin its underground recruiting process w/ me. Humbled += Intrigued.

This is a rant because they also gave me a deadline and I have other deadlines, Google!

But the REAL question is: tabs or spaces, Google?

So I've got a friend learning Java, using Eclipse.
I walk in one day and see him restarting his computer. I make nothing of it. Few minutes later, he's restarting again.
I jokingly say "Windows update?"
He responds with the straightest face ever: "No, compiling code."

Apparently he thought you needed to restart the computer before compiling.
Not sure if I should be mortified or laughing my ass off.

WHY WRITE GOOD CODE WHEN YOU CAN HAVE TECHNICAL DEBT?

do we have to use git/version control software? why cant we just mail everyone else the builds at the end of the day?

feels good