Unreliable piece of shit!

Whoever the fuck in windows decided it is a good idea to start doing a 24h+ repair on an external hard drive which doesnt even have the OS, on boot, should burn in hell.

God. I cant handle windows and its stupidity even for the 1 hr i use it to play games.

😎true for even a beginner

Optimizing the queries and backend

OR

Hiding the waiting time with funny animations and weird preloading techniques

Catch: let marketing decide

Dear tech YouTubers, fucking stop trying to justify the iPad pro as an actual pro device that can replace a laptop for everyone...

Yes you can make music, yes you can draw and yes you can watch content...

Can you have multiple windows?
Can you write code and natively compile?
Can I use a mouse?
Can I power multiple displays with seperate apps?

Yes it's powerful but it's still an iPad, just because you made a bigger screenee phone doesn't mean you can claim it as a full PC replacement... Cunts -,-

(Would like to point this out mostly to Johnathan Morrison for that video showing off a single person using the iPad for a singular purpose, pissed me off more than anything!)

So I thought it would be cool to build UI/Screens for Flutter apps and put them out for the world to use. People are already using my designs in their apps and it just feels amazing. I am continuously adding new screens and widgets as and when I get time.

Feel free to fork and show some love: https://github.com/samarthagarwal/...

It makes me so angry when they don't...

Landing your first developer job be like...

Did know you could use more than 100% of your ram

When someone forks your repo, alters it, then redistributes it as their own 😔

Internet streaming website be like:

Oh no, you can't right click and save the video file on your computer!

*f12* *ctrl+f* *<video* *right click* *open in new tab* *right click* *save as*

C++ 101

Okay, time to delete my old Skype account
1. Enter Skype name
2. Reset password
3. Captcha
4. Complete email
5. Enter email code
6. You are logged in now, please complete your profile first
7. Enter birth date
8. Add your phone number or second email address
9. Create new outlook mail
10. Got access to profile settings
11. Click on delete profile
12. Stop please first verify your email again
13. Enter code
14. Check all checkboxes that I am really sure to want it deleted
15. Click delete button

Fuck hell and that all again for my second account

Y'all are ranting about Microsoft GitHub when Apple decides to deprecate OpenGL support on macOS.

https://developer.apple.com/macos/...

Gaming on Mac? Pah, Linux is where the fun happens.

What if Microsoft only bought GitHub so they can finally add support for Internet Explorer? 🤔😏

Never too much

Just registered as a customer at an online store, and the fuckers sent me a confirmation email where my password was written in plain text. Why?!

Me: I develop Applications.

Stranger: Oh so you are a programmer.

Me: Yup 😎

Stranger: Please hack my ex's insta.

Me: I am not a hacker nor am I intrested in learning to hack. I develop stuff from scratch. Innovate and contribute something to society.

Stranger: Oh, what a disappointment. Why did you say you are a programmer then.

Me: I...~am 😶

For some, hacking is the only programming thing for them. I get message at least once a month from someone requesting to hack someones fb,insta or some account.

Thinking of creating a bot which finds such keywords in my messages and automatically replies to them explaining what I really do. Or just f***ing block them.

If you include tags 'meme', 'joke' in your post, maybe use your 3 remaining brain cells to understand that you shouldn't post under 'rant' section.
Thank you.

Fairly fitting I'd say. No one is safe from the GDPR madness.

Bugs can be helpful sometimes too.

Finally managed to quit vim.

I'm gonna have a serious talk with my bosses the day after tomorrow. We have so much to do, we are basically at 150% workload. Problem is: they don't pay us for overtime.

This has been going on for 18 years in the company. It will not be easy. But they either start paying our overtime or I am out (and probably taking the whole dev team with me.)

Wish me luck!

haha probably this was an idea from musk xD new tesla slogan "fuck authority"

Have to sign a NDA to receive an app design made in Microsoft Word.

Every time when I have nothing to do...

Some companies have images of their tech support personnel in their websites.

They show you Steve and Michael......but in reality you get Rajhit and Pakalu

2011: 3 billion devices run Java
2018: 3 billion devices run Java

Nice try

Who needs css when you have <table>?