Happens all the time.

Ladies and Gentlemen,

I present you the API I'm working with...

That's a pretty fucking useful error description right there.

Just wait until I remove my headphones before you start to talk to me...

Handy guide to webpack:

1. Copy-paste stuff from internet until it works.

That's it!

Python Charmers hands up 🙌🙌🙌🙌!!!!!

So today I got a call that an end user decided to try to be a developer. He built and ran a bulk edit script on his company's server.....

Without a scaled test....
As root....
From root....
Without backups....

How's this my problem again?

Oh right, it's not (yet)!

Dad: “Hey son.. I have this new software called blablablu.."

Me: "yeah?.."

Dad: "well it's not working.. there's an error and it's not doing what I want.."

Me: "okay.. I don't know.. sorry.. I don't know that software.. I can't help you.."

Dad: "you're studying computer science... you should know what to do.."

You ****ing serious?! -.-

Hi, am new so i want to say hello!

Like this place and their people so i decide to create an account :D

Sorry for my english. Am on the way to improve it.

We are developing today the legacy systems of tomorrow.

Two unit tests, no integration tests.

Never let little kids play near your laptop RIP dev sticker :(

I was gone for like 10 mins.

Holy fuck why is redux so over engineered. How did everyone let it get this far.

My supervisor once said he had a dream about me in the bathtub (after getting his teeth pulled and being on pain killers). Still was creepy none the less, like I didn't need to know. Lol.

Django was the first then meteor js snap my heart, a few years of love and hate relationship I finally realized phoenix was the one all a long even though I kept thinking about meteor js from time to time <3

When you work for school IT you find these kinds of things sometimes when cleaning the office. And yes it's fully functional

I think I've learned more in the first month of my first proper dev job than over my past 4 years in college

Currently in the last phase of sdlc in practice 😅

I found a text editor that you can only use on Fridays if you pay for it.

No comments😐😐

So me and some colleagues joined a hackathon. We already agreed on our project architecture, UI design, and features to build and showcase. Halfway through development new features kept getting added without my inputs, I said to myself it's ok maybe they're just small insertions. But nope, they kept breaking my CSS and UI design and kept causing merge issues on our repo because, well, no one could seem to agree on the project scope. The last straw was, with a couple of hours left, someone went and added new screens and changed the application flow entirely, which entailed some rather nasty rework of my code to fix. Fuck that, I decided to just stop and let them sort the mess.

When it was our turn to present our project, the fucking cunts assumed I would do all the talking - even if they never sent over the slides they put together. Why the fuck am I going to present something drastically different from the initial, agreed-upon scope? I told them to do it themselves and I remained silent throughout the entire debacle.

Of course, we lost. But I wasn't surprised. The guys who presented kept on contradicting each other and were not unified in their vision. I'm never teaming up with them ever again. Fucking asshole douchebag fucks.

Well that worked on my Machine 🤣

At McDonald's.
Ignore the reflection, I know I'm good looking.

I was looking for some good loading gifs, and waited more than a minute for these images to load...

No! How about you go FUCK yourself instead? If you hash it then the length should NOT MATTER!

"Server deployment is automated from git, so dont merge things into the master branch without permission"
Oh ok
>i create new branch
>push unfinished code because i gotta hurry
>server breaks
Well golly gee seems like you did a shit job at automating

I see what you did there👀

Comparison:

When you write 2 unit tests and no integration tests.