Theres only 2 kinds of people in this world:

1. var username;
2. var user_name;

Hint: one of them will burn in hell

I am literally getting chewed out over 99.998% uptime

Android studio + a cup of coffee are match made in heaven! :'D

Got to the office today and found everything gone. Fuckers stole all the computers.

Me: IT call center.

Lady: Hi! I cant access the shared folder!

Me: Ok. I'll try and help you out. Whats happening when you click on it?

Lady: ok ok... {clicks}... Now it's asking me to entered my password. Should I enter it?

Me: Do you know it?

Lady: Yeah.

Me: yeah try entering it.

Lady: YES. That worked! Thank you so so much!!!

Me: No problem. Have a good day!

Good news: Today my app reached 1 million daily users. 😃😃😃💰

Bad news: It started out as a side project and my shitty code is not scaling well at all. 🙃

I imagine two dev colleagues sitting next to each other, on their phone, each feeling very secure in the anonymity of devrant.

*Builds a web component for a client website*

CLIENT: I don't like it, can I have it a tiny bit over to the right more

ME: Taps the arrow key a few times making it look like I'm doing something.(Which actually does nothing)

Client: 👌Perfect

😂😂😂 Wut 😂😂😂

This is true.

Sit down, Alexa. Sit. Down.

It all makes sense now...

Enough of this!!! I need a break.
*Gets up partially from chair*
*Looks back at the code, gets an idea*
*Sits down again for couple of hours*

God watches you or not, NSA surely does.

Wonder if any NSA guy uses devrant though?

Waiting for this day....

I still get letters in my mail box, but they are damn bills!

Dad is also a dev/architect. Mom barely knows how facebook works. So essentially she thinks I'm either playing games or working hard. Dad knows I'm just playing games.

I F##king hate Windows. Period.

Single and looking

My new toy.😍

When 1 update isn't enough

Linux : I can manage things better than you.
Windows : Hold my beer.

a trashcan at our school

It's 2018, web developers, let get our tools on..

I had this happen a few days ago...

R.I.P 🎧

Job post on LinkedIn

I had to laugh when i saw this, i must have missed quite a bit doing Front End

Google Chrome (Not responding)
Mozilla Firefox (Not responding
Oracle VM VirtualBox (Not responding)

My will to live (Not responding)

Today is my birthday... apparently. Yes I didn't wake up going "Woo! Today's my birthday! I'm another year older!!!"

But I did get bunch of emails from recruiters, Fandango... So basically spam...

What would you choose?

A day of an iOS developer life:
1. XCode crashed
2. XCode freeze
3. XCode "Jump to Definition" takes me to a different file that has the exact same variable name instead of jumping to the top of the file
4. XCode Storyboard designer throwing 1000000000 as UIStackView width on a newly created UIView
5. Heart attack
6. Lots of depression

** Note:
just noticed devRant web has xcode as placeholder in the tags box lol devRant knows my pain T_T