Met someone recently whose goal with their business is to be an “idea person”. Basically, they’d look at your business, suggest an idea, and it’d be so good you’d pay them for it and go on to the next idea.

Spent the next 15 minutes explaining that

1) Ideas without implementation strategies are cheap (on the order of free if it’s something you can completely express in a sentence or come up with after a superficial observation)

2) You need to bring more to the table than just what other people are already thinking if you want people falli g over themselves to pay you for your thoughts

only elon musk is smart enough to realize there are smart people out there who can get shit done without a goddamn fcking degree

The only dates I get, are updates.

I feel more as a good Google searcher rather than a good debugger...

me with react right now :

lols, just salute

Today I learned:

`/usr` stands for “universal system resources” not “user”

`/dev` stands for “device” not “development”

Had no idea.

You cant see if you dont pay

Hilarious 😂😂

- Girl: I don't understand how some people can be so foolish and decide to study computer science.

- Me: Hm, true. So what did you study?

- Girl: Tourism and sports science. And you?

- Me: Nothing. I'm a truck driver.

My coworkers are the best. Look what they got me for my birthday.

LOL! ROFL!

It's never a good sign when a team lead writes code like this

i started using reddit i few days ago

!r/ProgrammerHumor

Got the devrant stickers today. My father saw them and was about to give them to some kids because he thought they were just some stickers. And I was like Nooooo!!! .

6 char

Freefilesyncs installer made my day.

Just got an email from a professor.
"Please note that there are times that are blocked on the schedule! I’d also ask that you not pick a time marked as 'free'."
...
Then when do we meet

Best error message ever seen

Our team just got the best email from our client hahaha

Pressing the UP arrow key 2739 times in the shell to find the "ls -a" that I typed already today

Got our first user today, two years of work finally showing result's

Poor things!

// FIXME

It works 😄😄

When I first started using Git, I didn't understand the purpose of the 'commit message' and branches.

So I automated the 'git add .', 'git commit -m "update"' and 'git push origin master' so I could update my git repo faster, with one command 😂

encapsulating bug with try-catch

Procrastinate.

"warranty void if seal is broken"
Me: "seal isn't broken"