Worst and most anoying coding interuption is the need to pee.
First you ignore it, but suddenly it starts to hurt.

Me things

Today I saw this in our code base:
private static final int THREE = 3;

To do this:
rating += THREE;

I laughed, and cried a little.

This guy

Give me bird...

Stackoverflow.

Finally able to fully use Intellij without a mouse :)

Me and ma kid

The most under-stated job description

!rant
Explaining bellman equations to a n00b

—_😂_—

When your vending machine throws an unhandled exception...

I'm becoming a ROBOT!! D:
I think i should quit programming

Being a web developer somedays makes me feel like:

Wow! Look at that super awesome thing these guys coded, and I'm just sitting here aligning divs and changing font colors.

!rant #happynews

It's a boy :D

1/7/17 - d/m/yy

Fancy dates 😎

God is one of us

Yeah...Windows...

So tempted but the wife said no 😂

As a Dev,
I hate writing Docs.

As a Dev,
I hate it when there's no Docs.

Vicious Cycle.

When you've been searching for months for that one bug, and you finally find it

Favourite Programming Quote - Whats yours?

"A computer is a stupid machine with the ability to do incredibly smart things, while computer programmers are smart people with the ability to do incredibly stupid things." - Bill Bryson

Stack Overflow: Helping One Million Developers Exit Vim https://stackoverflow.blog/2017/05/... ;)

USB sounds like a backup in case the USA fails

😂😂😂😂😂😂

They break your heart too 😭💔

Don't understand USB storage?
Well here it is, in a nutshell -

Cat: *walks onto keyboard*
Me: Aww how cute
Cat: $ git reset --hard HEAD

Parsing JSON with Swift made me thank God for JavaScript.

Recently wrote a script that would check 2 years worth of images, crop them, and resize to different sizes as changes to front end required those.

Eventually the script went into an infinite loop and crashed the whole CMS.
The worst part was that my manager was on a date and I had to call him back into office, since his laptop was still at the office.

The actual problem wasn't the loop.. I forgot to check if file actually exists before cropping... Error log size was 10gb!

Hahaha 😂😂