At my study's final exams, I coded a system with login and everything included.

Showed it at the final delivery:
Fake client: awesome! So how do I logout?
Me: 😐
Me: 😶
Me: 😁
Me: 😓
Me: 😭

Yeah, you couldn't logout.

Hey, thanks for teaching me JavaScript and HTML. I almost feel like a web developer now.
What about the REST?

Made my day 😂😂

My boss came into my room today, sat down and said:

Take your family to the [BIG AMUSEMENT PARK], and please keep the reciepts and give them to me. Spend a couple of hundreds bucks and we will pay.
Thanks for being someone whom I can trust

That made me happy

Of course they want all my privacy for themselves..

Maths : 1
Google : 0

JavaScript we need to talk 😂😂

Using this from now on!

To understand what recursion is, you must first understand recursion.

Wait. Say what Google Chrome? I can't use the .zip extension? Instead I have to use the .zip extension? What?

Human V1.1

Table not found😂

This blew my mind earlier today. It can actually draw not only itself, but literally anything. For more info watch the numberphile video on this formula.

Oddly true

When you take computer message seriously,

Source at the images

Go home candle. 🕯️
You are drunk. 🍺

When fixing things:
Linux = be root
Windows = reboot

just found this on reddit... this is freaking hilarious 😂😂

Successfully updated NASA.😎

The bugs have learned to hide

When you finally finish with university.
(not me, but had to share.)

It feels so great when your github project reaches 1000 stars!

Why is it that whenever somebody looks over my shoulder at my screen when I'm programming, I mentally degrade to a 6 year old and can barely type???

I don't get it -.-!

Boss assigned me a task on Google Docs:

Boss: "Please remove this line"

Me: "What!? You're already there! How hard is it to fucking select the fucking sentence with your fucking touchpad and press the fucking delete key on your fucking keyboard!? Why assign me with such a fucking waste of time and fucking trivial task!?"

Product dev: We need a new volume slider for ou...

Dev: Say no more!

FUCK YOU! YOU PIECE OF SHIT CLIENT!
I work my ass off for a month and deliver you the best possible design for your problem and a great booking system and you open up a dispute on the order stating the work I received was poor?

GO FUCK YOURSELF :@ :@ :@
Everything is working beautifully, I uploaded it on a test website to even demonstrate it. The only problem is he is getting the error of mysqli class not found on his fucking potato server, that is not my fault! Even then, I am willing to install the php mysqli extension on his dick server so the fucking "script" works.

Some people just need a fucking reason to get away with good work done without having to pay...I will leave freelancing if the dispute ends up in his favour.

Fuck this shit. At least I get confirmed payment for what I work for 8 hours a day if I do a fucking job.

Applying Css be like

MacBook Pro... without the retina

Macified my Ubuntu 17.04