Trump is gonna sell the USA to some guy in nigeria. Mark my words

So, I'm doing some freelance work for a company...

Holy shit their chatgpt chats.

I swear, they go to the level of import {isOdd} from 'is-odd';

Somehow I feel that I just can't lose any job because I'd be one of the very few able to function whenever openai is down...

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.

That will be all.

How many devs are also really into creating music?

Rachel's going to fuck us.

Well, it's really nice to hear from a client how great it is to work with me, and that they want to work with me on another project next year.

chuffed as fuck.

Israelis are just brainwashed ppl. The only not brainwashed are the ones in control that brainwash the shit that lives on stolen earth.
I like catgirls

https://medium.com/@realbrickroad1/...

I don't think I would have found Wally unless someone had given a tip in the comments. I stared myself crazy for minutes on end. lmao. Definitely the most difficult Wally puzzle I found.

Do you think it would be possible, to create a second real identity (acknowledged by government) by using the real name, but switching some or even just one of the letters with a unicode look-alike character?

If only Windows gave `make`... I have to use CMake now.... Eeek modern!

I love this new era of AI generated cute horrors:

https://djsumdog.com/@FloatingGhost...

got laid off, back into the job market which I think isn't doing so good

also I'm nonpersonable and untalented so my network is meh at best

if i'm lucky i can qualify for youth in asia /s

ofc im woke. I do drugz

It's you guys being sleepiez

In a world where any shareholder can have your job cut away without warning, the freedom fighter is the man brave enough to place a dead man switch.

The only solution is to disolve the Kingdom of Belgium and the french 5th republic.

We must establish the federal popular republic of Francobelgium.

Germany can have luxemburg.

Death to the king

My PC suddenly shut off, i repressed on the button, nothing. Unplugged from it everything included my Pi server, keyboard...
Nothing.
I take the computer and its power cord to another room, maybe the multiplug isnt working anymore...
Nothing.
I sit and text someone about it, and suddenly, in my hands, it explodes. Extreme light and sound into my eyes and ears.
The sound in my eyes, the light in my ears.
Now I am amputated from my right arm, "The Great Holy Arch Computer".
My god why!

Freaking, some devs should learn how to make websites well. lol. I was hovering over a text, then I let it lose focus and focused my cursor floating halfway between left and right element and it caused an intense strobe effect.

I just can't. lol

We were on this vacation island where we all got to eat those black, peanut sized, jelly candy - a speciality of that island. This candy was lying around everywhere: In our huts, next to our beds, on the edges of the streets, and also floating on the water of the river.

Then a species of humanoid amphibians appeared on that island. They told us that this black jelly candy is actually their eggs.
I asked their leader if they are pissed about us for eating them.
The leader faked a smile and after a short delay he slowly said that it doesn’t bother them.

We were told to gather in one place, behind a sacred black pool, that we had to swim across.
That pool looked like oil and was half full with that "candy". The candy was sticky and got everywhere, eyes, mouth, ears, nose. It was disgusting and hard to swim in.

"can i get a curry goat rice and peas"
lmfao. trying not to laugh.

https://youtube.com/watch/...

I am so tired of people during interviews expecting me to be totally excited about AI.

Don’t get me wrong, I use it… Just when I need. Which means not that often.

And then I get the usual cliché sentences.

“You’d be faster if you were using AI more”

Alright then. Outpace me with your AI.

“AI won’t replace you but a developer using it will”

Can’t wait to see that. For now, I just loose time on reviews of vibecoded crap.

Really, it was fun at the beginning, we all had hopes with those tools, but right now, it’s annoying and they didn’t deliver. So I’ll keep using it when I need it and ONLY when I need it.

It's such a mess, I honestly don't even know where to begin, what's lacking the most and what's got higher priority...

For some people it wasn't clear how it worked, so I added a short tutorial at the beginning and an objective thingy: https://retoortycoon.app.molodetz.nl/......

Do a HARD refresh, else you maybe can't login if you were there before.

Give it another change :) But yeah, you can't build on existing streets and buildings, scroll down to a green area. You can only build on ground and before that you need to build road.

Omg I hate github. Fuck microsoft I swear those leeches are ruining everything they touch. They're like reverse midas.

Someone wants to play retoortycoon?

https://retoortycoon.app.molodetz.nl/...

Mentions aren't coming up in my notifications. Sorry if I'm missing crap. devRant broke.

Real chads aren't C devs.
Not Assembly ones.
Not R or Haskel, not Matlab.
Not Rust.

ITS FUCKING APL DEVS

My C code is so unsafe even bindgen will suffer
Also screw you sfml

Hey guys, should I bake gun/weapon Rendering in my graphics engine or not? If I do so, it will be an engine limited to FPS games...
Anyways if anyone got time please give me feedback about my engine, https://GitHub.com/3dgoose/wipe

Week: 112 (Year 3)

How is the weekend going, lads?

Question: What’s something you think 90% of people are secretly bad at?

last Weekend : https://devrant.com/rants/19376600

https://lightningchart.com/net-char...

Generate one trillion datapoints. Interesting. lol. I need 128 GB RAM for that, though...