Sorry if it was posted before, but it's hilarious.

Source: reddit

Fuck Visual Studio.

There was a time in India where github was blocked

There are 10 types of people in the world: those who understand binary, those who don't and those who didn't realize the joke was in base three.

Hackathons should not be judged by non-technical people.

I went to a Hackathon yesterday, and only two teams (mine included, of course 😉) made projects that I thought sufficiently fulfilled all the judging criteria.

The winning "project"? Literally just a two slide proposal about asking Niantic to turn the summer time free lunch distribution bus into a Pokestop. Because obviously the best way to motivate children who can't afford food to go get free summer lunches is to use a tie-in with a smart phone game. Because Niantic is so famously responsive to community requests. Because you can totally turn a bus into a Pokestop.

It was absurd, and I have no idea how it fulfilled the "impact" and "viability" judging criteria (as for the third criteria, "innovation", I suppose not coding anything at a Hackathon is pretty innovative!)

I knew that some flashy bullshit project would win, even if it was utterly unviable, but I didn't realize just how disgustingly absurd the winning project would be

hehehe

Got this notification. Someone is testing on production environment.

when your boss has no technical background so animations WOW him

My little daughter attached it on my laptop :-)

'So now you'll be able to program yourself a girlfriend?'

😭

first rule of front-end :
hate IE and express your hate and disgust about it everywhere you can!

What if your programming language would be chosen by The Sorting Hat from Harry Potter?
You would sit like:
*please not php, please not php, please not php*

Such clients

Software engineering project discussion:
Boy: Sir, my project is a client to manage files stored on different cloud file storage systems at one place
Faculty: Boring idea. Very easy to implement, No scope of scalability, etc
Girl: My project is an app to display the weather information
Faculty: Omg! What an innovative idea! I'm surprised how no one though of this before!

She runs C shells by the seashore.

> gets rejected from upwork
> builds alternative to upwork
> gets funded by old client who uses upwork
> origin story complete

hope this isnt a repeat. have a great weekend guys!!!!!

Thats what i saw on a wall in New Delhi, India... Lol

Is this a devRant thing?

Holding a Linux install fest in college and being asked 'are laptops required?'. No. We're installing Linux in your brains.

Why devs hate being interrupted...

http://thetomorrowlab.com/2015/01/...

Having a great idea, from start to finish :D

Studying for operating systems when...

asking for a date in safe mode

Is a word missing there?

I need to focus on work..........
ENGAGE TUNNEL VISION

"Yeah. I don't only design, but I can also code, just like you."
"Cool, what programming language?"
"HTML and also CSS."

The reason why I can't sleep at night

When the source code of a library that you depend upon is easier to read than its official shitty documentation...

Spent 2 days carefully crafting a highly optimised routine, then spent 3 minutes to write an unoptimised version for benchmarking. The latter ran 50% faster.

99 +1s but a stress ball ain't one