I just love pressing F5.

Why you say?

Cause it's so refreshing.

The way to resolve the issues

Oddly Satisfying Typo

How to make a cold cup of coffee:-

1-make a normal cup of coffee
2-start coding
3-after coding you'll forget that you made coffee
4-drink it cold
5-feel bad for not drinking it while it's hot

Since it's holiday Season ...

WHAT DO YOU MEAN INVALID CREDENTIALS.
I JUST LOGGED IN WITH THEM ON YOUR SHITTY FUCKING WEBSITE YOU FUCKING INCOMPETENT PIECE OF WANK.
FUCK YOU YOU ARE THE WORST FUCKING CREDENTIALS SYSTEM I'VE EVER FUCKING SEEN; AND I'VE USED YAHOO

Instead of having nice, exciting dreams.... you dream of algorithm solutions...

A: So are you the programmers of this software?

B: Yeah, I did the front end

A: Oh it looks so fantastic! It is simple, yet beautiful and responsive. Truly great design, you are so talented!

C: I did the back end...

A: Oh, you mean the server stuff?

C: Yeah

A: Niceeee

Has anyone ever accidentally typed "pythong" while googling python? Weirdest Freudian slip ever.

Trying electron and react, amazing experience so far

!rant
This is a nice community and this app is a great too. No ads or promotions are also there. So how does app manage financially ,i know there is a swag store but is that enough .As community gets larger, more resources are needed to keep everyone happy ryt ? more servers etc..
Will there be a different model when this expands ?

!dev

DIY: homemade stress ball for < 1$

Confession:
I spend an embarrassingly large amount of time carefully constructing email subject lines.

Every time I type "pubic" instead of "public"

FUCK SPAM !
If you are like me and register to many services online and get spammed with spam (duh) and want to know which services is selling your data , you can register with an email like this :
let's say your email is johndoe@gmail.com
and want to register to Service you can put johndoe+service@gmail.com and mails will still reach johndoe@gmail.com but appear as To : johndoe+service@gmail.com so then you can rant about how Service is selling your data.
credits to reddit.

Need these for work.

So I got terminal Linux in school right now. People said that it's so hard, but guess what? Surprisingly it's even easier for me than Windows CMD!

For those with android:

Get universal copy. It's a life saving app.

Other developers thinking that PHP is not a real programming language.

Web assembly

Push me
And then just merge me
So I can get that
Merge confliction
Merge confliction

I guess a PC is 1500 more expensive than a Mac here on DevRant. How unusual...

Life is like an ArrayList, starts at 0 but hasn't got a defined size.

Rack City Bitch

Co-worker: "We would appreciate it if your future commits weren't so ignorant and bigoted"
Me: "Excuse me?"
Co-worker: "You made the gender variable a boolean"
I... But... Okay...

When a programmer and designer meet in tinder

R, matey

What language would you use to change the image attributes of a picture of a pie ?
...
Pietone !!!

Badum tss tss tss 😃

Girl: we need to talk

Me: OK

Girl: you seem to have more time for your computer than me. I want to know how important I am to you.

Me: You are the number 1 in my life.

Girl: *smiles and hugs me*

Me: (thinking)...Just that I start counting from 0

As a programmer, I only see bits of the world.