Woah! Has DevRant been removed from the play store?

The year is 2050. There's only three jobs left:

Drugz deala.
Chaturbate model.
LLM dresser.

Which one are you?

First name: Null
Last name: Null
Birthday: 1/1/1970
Email: one time email/ temp mail
Password: the email itself

This is how I register myself everywhere, usually works everywhere except for X (twitter).

Some Angular Bro: "Angular so great, cowboy programmers hate it."

Me: "Bitch, have you seen the Angular code base I have to work on?!"

A pill that, when you die, makes your corpse wax taste like strawberries.

Elastic APM, Mixpanels are crappiest piece of software.

If you find these in your org, and you have PM wanting to build on top of these piece of garbage prepare to leave.

If you make a db query and it goes surprisingly fast, that means it somehow fucked up your db. A database _never_ works faster than when it fucks itself up. Normal queries are always slow, but wrong queries are oh so quick.

Well, happy treason day to all the yanks

Everyone talking about 100x engineers.

Soham Parek, the real 10000000x engineer, while most are stuck on the leetcode grind, my guy works at 5-10 jobs simultaneously.

There is nothing easier than running an insurance company in the US of A. When a big request comes in from a client in distress that got into a terrible accident that is definitely covered by their (very expensive) plan, you just go to the data bank like Equifax and see if they're still rich enough to win a lawsuit against you should you refuse to pay.

For those of you who don't know what a data bank is: data banks are companies that buy/scrape/suck in every last bit of data they can about every person in the country, and then resell it through their fancy UI with all the convenient features and metrics.

So, Umbrella Insurance Co. goes to Equifax and asks whether Joe Schmoe's accident is severe and life-ruining enough that they won't be able to sue us. Exuifax says: let's see... Joe's Revolut©™ account has the grand total of $80.12, with $7,382.25 recently spent on medical bills. Joe's WhatsApp©™ (a Meta©™ company) classifies their recent messages as "desperate". Joe's iPhone©™ Screen Time©™ is increased, and Joe is doomscrolling a lot, especially on The Washington Post©™ (a Jeff Bezos company). All signs show that if you don't pay them, they won't be able to out-sue you. That would be $0.12, thanks!

As a person who is no one in particular that may or may not have been a US of A's supreme court judge once said, "sometimes it's not about justice, but about making the sucker spend all their money".

AAAAAAAH

NEW GUITAR HAVE BEEN SENT

Haven't been that excited since I was 8 I swear

so everyone seems to get brainwashed already and doesn't mind it

does it mean humans consent to brainwashing implicitly? 🤔

humanity, do I have your consent to brainwash you? 😁

why else would you let other things brainwash you? 🤔

Wow, compared to youtube, people on devRant are actually a sane and friendly bunch.
Shoutout to the crazy idiots here, I love you all! 😄

I am here, once again, to remind you of a simple fact.

Ostream did not delete himself.

— I want to be the leading expert in a very complex and arcane field of software engineering that is only used by huge companies!
— Done!, says genie, as very detailed and extensive knowledge of how to program DVD menus is violently pushed into my brain.

So my towns 4th of July parade got rained on. It became the largest wet t-shirt contest I have ever seen.

It got a lot better toward the end as the rain let up. It ended up being a lot of fun this year. No sun burns either.

These github assholes really shat the fan when selling out to M$. I'm trying to access an open source project. I can't. Apparently I'm IP banned. I never go there beside to download software once in a while.

Motherfuckers.

TIL that WebGL treats IBOs and VBOs differently from actual GL, supposedly because it makes security validation easier.

That means you can't `glBindBuffer` to some target and fill in the data, because when you later `glBindBuffer` to `GL_ELEMENT_ARRAY_BUFFER` you'll get 0x0502 GL_INVALID_OPERATION.

One problem though. This is not documented *anywhere*, either in WebGL `.bindBuffer()` or in the GL ES `glBindBuffer` :V

So, four days ago I announced dr.molodetz.nl as a https proxy because the certificate is down. And i just did not check it for a few days. Without not being published anywhere, this are the usage statistics: https://devrant.molodetz.nl/Screens...

31Gb. Those are no jokes. The crawlers are like that these days. Every AI company has their own crawler now too. It's mayhem. 487.000 requests...

Getting your wisdom teeth out is no joke.

I feel like I ate a half a bowl of Captain Crunch.