+1 if you like my new laptop skin...

Who else feels this way? Current mood 😔

for fucks sake

A bug a day keeps ego away.

Yesterday I had to modify a python script that was written by the previous dev,
There was no documentation to understand the code, I had to read 10 files almost 900 line each, after a looooooooooong 7 hours, at the top of one of the scripts, the author name was same as mine
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Dear Client.

Please don't whine why your site is down, you haven't paid us in like 3 months, and its on the contract that you signed, we only have limited patience.

sincerely yours,
developer

"Let me write the code that works first, I'll reformat it later."

*After a month*

"help. ;-;"

5 things you will find shocking about asynchronous code:

3.
2.
5.
1.
4.

15,000 line main. It’s our flagship product. 🤮

Android app update available! I wonder what they've changed? 🤔

Changelog: "We improved the app and made it better."

Well thanks. 🖕

Three years into studying software engineering and three quarters of my class have no idea what git is.

But by gosh, can we code the shit out of a tic tac toe game.

Testing in production doesn't hurt.

IT
FUCKING
KILLS

Just ask Boeing.

Buzzword dictionary to deal with annoying clients:

AI—regression
Big data—data
Blockchain—database
Algorithm—automated decision-making
Cloud—Internet
Crypto—cryptocurrency
Dark web—Onion service
Data science—statistics done by nonstatisticians
Disruption—competition
Viral—popular
IoT—malware-ready device

day 1 - colleague buys a mini need pistol

day 2 - other colleague buys a big nerf pistol

day 4 - other colleague buys a f#&$ nerf shotgun

day 7 - I buy a automatic nerf gun

day 8 - huge nerf war with other co-workers

day 9 - nerf weapons banned on the office

yesterday - wait colleague leave the office and shoot him on the face every time

today - everyone walking crouched leaving the office

Please, if you are the someone else's boss, don't ban nerf guns, it's worse..

JavaScript guys!! 🤣😅😅

True shit.

Strange how Buddha accurately predicted the ransomware attacks :/

Too true hahaha

It’s funny because it’s true XD

Real life automation scripts be like. 😂