5 things you will find shocking about asynchronous code:

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My boss is like: Can we use blockchain to fry an egg?

Let's use blockchain in everything, investors like that.

Perfect meme

If you're wondering why your Mac is slow as sh*t, be advised that it's playing Chess during it's free time.

Hats off to this lady .... I would have just flipped the machine

#10yearchallenge

JavaScript guys!! 🤣😅😅

True shit.

Strange how Buddha accurately predicted the ransomware attacks :/

Real life automation scripts be like. 😂

legit question

My morning bowl of serial 😂😂

When a Linux user sees windows users complaining about their OS.

And the award for the most fitting ad placement goes to...

System.out.println("lol");

😂😂😂

"Jabba the Script" that's how my girlfriend calls JavaScript.

Morning conversation with wife.

As she puts a stainless steel water bottle on the counter

She: can you make a water bottle for our daughter before school.

Me: I'm not sure, does it have to look like this one, I don't have any training working with metals. But if I have full control over the design. I may be able to come up with something.

She: that not funny, why do you always do that.

Me: do what, that is exactly what you told me to do.

A little later.....

She: I'm running late, can you make sure "everything" up stairs is unplugged..... (She means her curling iron)

I can't wait until she comes home.........;-)

ON MONDAY

TL: Why the hell you require a month to integrate this engine?

Me: It will take that much time, can't help it.

TL: it can be done within a week.

Me: Then you do it.

TL: Ok I will show how it's done in a week.

ON FRIDAY

Me: What's the status on that integration?

TL: Oh yeah about that, you have to carry it ahead, I have some monitoring to do.

Me: Ok, give me the repository access, I will carry it ahead.

ME OPENS REPOSITORY.

There's only a new controller file with nothing it.

Very exciting news, just thought I’d share.

I was a computer engineering student before I left school to have my first child (and then second, third, and fourth).

I stayed at home for five years, out of necessity, not by choice, and struggled to get back into tech.

I eventually stared freelancing Wordpress sites, because in a small town, I didn’t have any other opportunities.

When not doing that, I took online classes and did side projects, mostly in Javascript.

This summer I got an internship at Mozilla through GNOME Outreachy doing python work.

It’s completely unreal to me...but I have been offered a contract-to-hire position with Mozilla.

After years of feeling like I would never succeed, I have my first real programming job.

Ridiculously awesome benefits and pay...

Holy fucking hell.