Picked up a legacy site to re-build, turns out just adding:

'?admin=1'

to the query string gave you full admin rights to the entire site without having to authenticate. The site was live for 2 years.

Sheer cruel🤣🤣🤣

Me: I mend shoes

When you're not creative enough to make a post that would give you some stickers but you have a 3D printer...

Everyone always says the previous developer was crap, sometimes you're right

Job offers be like:
We need a VIRGIN with atleast 2 years EXPERIENCE of SEX...

Dear Apple.

Charging $99 for a one-year developer account is bullshit.

Best regards,
Me and every other tech-student on this planet.

“If everyone is admin, no one is admin and this is communism” - Our DBA

Made my day 😂😂

The only expressions devs have

Random Uncle: So what do you do?

Me: Uncle, I'm a dev at xyz company.

RU: Ah so what do they do

Me: Uncle we work in the internet advertising business, kind of like AdSense

RU: So you basically spam the web?

Me: Yes :/

hope this isnt a repeat. have a great weekend guys!!!!!

Can't wait for this to happen

Go big or go home.

—_😂_—

My cat loosed resolution, what should I do? :/

This never gets old...

Rofl😂😂😂

F*CKING DESIGNERS.

Stop sending me your freaking PNG. Don't even dare to FREAKIN' make me use Chrome DevTools to get your FREAKIN' color our of your FREAKIN' PNG.

Give me all your colors in FREAKIN' hex, rgba, or whatever you want.

Give me all the fonts you used.

Give me all the sizes, is it percentage-based? Pixels based? Donuts-based?

I don't give a damn that you think you went responsive-first. Show me the damn responsive mockups. Not just the desktop sized with a note: "Don't worry mate, I made so that it all goes well when responsive".

Oh god. Oh god.

I'm not an artist, I give zero shit about how great it looks.

I'm a programming poet, I want to write code without having to open (or download it first through torrent) the damn photoshop, sketch, or whatever you use.

They take freakin' months to dump a mockup and we have days to make it happen. The pain.

The pain is strong with those damn designers.

Fuck.

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