Hacking is like sex. You get in, you get out, and hope that you didn’t leave something that can be traced back to you.

When there are only 2 pages on Google you know you're in serious shit.

I think I'll never going to get a devRant stress ball, so i made this instead with my pretty low budget (0.5$).

Who is capable of?

Decided to go hardcore Vim in 2018.

Rare old picture of a Linux Sysadmin enjoying a mug of tea after a hard day at work

Filler text for meme

Shared screen with a client over Skype. Showed them in Postman that their API wasn't working as expected. It was expecting a json. Instead it was giving error code 400 instead of 200.
Message :
"Error: No error. All OK"

I'll never forget the words of the client:

"Don't use all this fancy software, you don't know how to call APIs, open Internet Explorer or chrome and paste it in the bar. You'll see All OK, means all is okay."

*insert you dense mf meme here*

Just shaved my beard and immediately regretted it. I look like a snail now... And my Linux skills are gone...

When your IDE is in dark mode but every webpage you visit has a white background... And alt-tabbing makes your eyes bleed.

My cat put a "j" in my code and i spent 2 hours to find it

First new job impression;
Me: you use Ubuntu as well? Nearly everyone does Linux here I see!
Co-worker: yup!
Me: So no windows?
CW: nahh, we want stuff that's fixable if it gets fucked. *mentions some things about windows*
Other co-worker: (obviously referring to windows) hey no swearing in here!

😄😅😆

I like it there!

#truestory

My screens have a different height, but luckily I solved the problem with c++

*Trying to finish up this project I'm doing*

Me: "Fuck this shit I'm done shit doesn't work"

*non-dev girlfriend sits in front of computer*

GF: "I believe this line shouldn't be here it messes up what happens in the loop. Or atleast that's what it looks"

*checking it*

Me: "So what's your ring size again"

Sister: today I discovered two new libraries
Me: what lang?
She: what?

She was talking about real libraries xD

my girlfriend knows how to work with linux based systems and she does not like apple products. She's the one!

Me: I’ve been in the web since 2006, of course i know html,css,javascript.
Also me: Google how to center a div.

The mobile web version of GitHub is absolute garbage. It's so shitty I don't even get why they bother. It lacks basic features like issue searching and the interface is so dumbed down everything just feels cheap and I always feel like I'm missing out.

All the devs I've talked to say they always just select "show desktop version." I do that too. It works perfectly. It's so fucking annoying. I wish they would just make a real mobile version, that's not missing features, or just default to the desktop app on mobile - works fine and everyone uses it anyway.

Food arrives, boss grabs his food.

Boss: ahhhh finally! *looks lovingly at food* you won't hear me for the next 15 minutes 😍 *starts eating*
Me: well that was about fucking time.
Boss: 😐😶
Other engineers: 😂 *trying to keep food in*