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Can I have a job?

Do you have experience with PHP?

Not really.

You're hired!

rant wk77

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- Girl: I don't understand how some people can be so foolish and decide to study computer science.

- Me: Hm, true. So what did you study?

- Girl: Tourism and sports science. And you?

- Me: Nothing. I'm a truck driver.

rant first date lies wk143

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This is my social and Dev life ;(

rant poor souls wk111 introvert problems introverts are awesome

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When you don't have money to pay a designer so you decide to do it by yourself.

It's my first try...

rant first try design

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Boss : Change the website to look more professional.

Me : Change comes from within.

*fired*

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Sometimes you run your code,
it doesn't work, so you run it again,
it works

Sometimes you open your fridge,
no food inside, so you close and open it again,
still no food inside

rant fuck

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Every user of any app: "damn these annoying ads. I hate ads!"
Average devRant user: "Dfox, add ads please so we can support you more."

What a wonderful community (except those who repost memes). ❤️

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A client wanted me to make a website that compared the users face to that of a wrestler. We had done a lot of work, but now he wants to switch it...

to pornstars.

So, I guess the next week of my work is gonna be scraping porn websites. NSFW, for work.

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Bought this Lenovo thinkpad netbook a while ago.

I was told it has 4gb ram.

Just did a free and free -m command.

It shows nearly 8gb of ram.

😯😍

rant

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Tips for people new to programming

1. Start counting from zero
2. Trees are upside down, root's probably at the top
3. Warnings are usual, go rogue!

What more? 😂

rant

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True that~~

joke/meme users developers

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Challenge completerd! Pc overclocked!

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New ultra fast sorting algorithm!

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Oh wow. That timing though.

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My first calculator

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...solution found!

joke/meme html

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My boss hate TOR, and so does many of my colleagues

Today, I am testing their faith in me

rant

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