The end has begun

lols, just salute

Job requirements nowadays...

...solution found!

Welcome to the new world. Microsoft is now the top open source contributor on Github.

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True that~~

Challenge completerd! Pc overclocked!

Halloween funny meme

So, my wife sends me this picture because our car had 111,111 miles on it. Of course she called me a nerd when I told her, "That is awesome because if you ignore the .3 on the trip odometer it is 63 and that in binary is 111111"

Salary negotiation

For the love of Arch Linux 😍😍😍

"Windows is shit because it is non-free"
Says the Apple user

When I get a dog, I'm naming it "Sudo".

"The difference between SSDs and HDDs is that HDDs store data on spinning CDs inside the drive"
-- a 3rd year CS student

Spinning CDs?? CDs?!?!?

In code, we Trust...

We work in dark to serve the light...

We are developers...

Got called anti-social because I don't use social networks and rather talk to people.

I am not sure how to feel about this.

*at my study a year or longer ago*

Classmate: hey linuxxx, could you come take a look? What is this? *points at screen towards some code*
Me: you don't see it?!
Cm: no...?!
Me: you really don't see it?!
Cm: no!!?
Me: no for real, do you *REALLY* not see it?!
Cm: NO! TELL ME ALREADY!
Me: that's a screen 😊
Cm: 😑😠

😅

Manager (walking in in the morning): ey linuxxx, looking good today!
Me: w-what? I'm not wearing much special, what's so great about my outfit? But than....
Boss: April fools motherfucker!

Well, I had it coming .______.

"serverless" is a stupid name. There's always a server, just not yours. It's just as dumb as people thinking "cloud" means there's no computer. There's always a computer, just not yours.