Masturbation

Boss: For next project I suggest we use webassembly
Me: Why not use real assembly

Getting a girlfriend

Working for ISIS

My mom saw my code 3 or 4 days ago and she said 'are you working for ISIS?' 😕

Wait what?

Lol, someone forked my abandoned-udemy course project

I was joking with my colleague what is the best comment for this if hell.
And now my boss send me this 🤣🤣🤣

!rant

Boss: are you okay with this legacy code?
Me: wubba lubba dub dub
Boss: great
Me: :/

This is my little "setup".

Have a gaming laptop, too. Battery is barely dead but meeh. Maybe I'll try installing ACK... ehm... ARSCH linux on that 🤔

Some specs as new screenshot in a comment below ☺

Arsch has a big security hole! In fact, a backdoor.

chrome: ok, I will take all your ram

My dev career in one image

* Chuck Norris once installed windows in his PC.

* After 12 hours of updating, windows uninstalled itself.

A FUCKING ANT DIE IN MY SCREEN

CAN WE KILL ALL ANTS IN THE WORLD NOW?????

Finally Spend two fucking days debugging shit until I figured it it. Freaking stupid shit encoding problems and old data combined isn't fun. Dafuq why can't everybody use UTF-8 or Unicode or something else but PLEASE stop using some old school IBM shit codepages.
Leckt mich doch am arsch mit diesem scheiß man -_-

I just explained to my dad, who doesn't know a lot about tech, what net neutrality is and about today's vote of the FCC.

His response (I don't know how to properly translate it to English so I will have to wait for AlexDeLarge): 'was sind das für idioten, haben die jetzt alle den Arsch offen? '

ARE ALL PEOPLE IN STACKOVERFLOW REP-DIGGER????

Can we have view aliases function like in steam?
People always change their username 🤧

That feeling you get after battling css for the better part of two hours then, you finally have it work exactly the way you want it!

😊

Me: man, who the f*** wrote this?

Dude: No idea.

*Git blame*
(Dude 2016-04-14 12:00:00)

:/

Found this in react native fb group

I always thinking before coding

oh wait... or it is coding before thinking ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

"So do you want me to do {thing} OR {mutually exclusive thing}?"

"Yes."

What's laptop you use for coding?

Existence Is Painful

My boss just set up JIRA for our project.

Been using linux for long time and now moving to mac. I must say I really miss windows blue screen 🤧

So I have null, null, null and null message(sms) quota 🤔

* Who still use sms in 2017? Well I still use it

So today my colleague is installing new dependency to our react native project and do something cool with it.

Him: I already push it in new branch and make a pr, would you review and merge it to master.
Me: ok let me try first.
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Me: it is not working, i get this error.
Him: try change these xxx in xcode.
Me: ok, wait.
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Me: now I get this error
Him: hmm... Try 'react-native link xxxx'
Me: ok
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Me: I get same error like first error.
Him: now try 'react-native unlink xxxx'
Me: hmm... Wait.
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Me: I still get same error, what's wrong?
Him: I don't know, it's working in my mechine .

*Me 'git reset - - hard' and try to build again.
**After building

Me: hey it's working after I git reset lol.
Him: nice
Me: let me clone it and try 1 more time.

*after cloning and building
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Me: I still get same error like 1st error hahaha.
Him: so try to 'react-native link xxx' again.
Me: OKkK
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Me: still get same error
Him: try git reset and build again
Me: hmm
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*after git reset and build again
Me: I still get same error. I think the correct steps is :
1. Clone
2. Do something in xcode
3. React native link
4. React native unlink
5. Git reset - - hard
6. Build

I can't stop laughing 😂🤣😂🤣🤣😂🤣😂

NONE CAN FIND ME

I really love this split screen in android.

Can I install bspwm in android 🤔?

Any react native or godot dev here? I just want to ask a question, is macbook air good enough for react native and godot development?

Good enough for react native is it can open xcode, vscode, chrome, and ios simulator at same time without any problems. And for godot, I don't know I never use godot before 😁 but I really want to make a game using godot.

So I recently installed Arch Linux... I don't get it. I got one little error... easy "fix" though :/ The minimum is up in less than half an hour... then maybe installing a desktop environment (I like MATE)... and... that's it.

What's the big thing I missed?
Is it only because "da user has da force" and "da user is da control master"?
Is it only that the user (in this case me, myself and I) is responsible for every fckin package, update whatever?

I'm sorry for my stupidity but... I'm not sorry for my intelligence 🧠 🤪

It didn't feel special in any way :(
but was a bit interesting 🤔

Recently started a new role as a junior dev(second role). Three weeks in and I'm already starting to loathe the work setup & process.

Last week I was asked to fix a bug due to them not having anything in the pipeline for me(I had finished my allocated tasks for the sprint). There was no spec to this, no visible steps to replicate the error & no tests in place to validate it was working... I thought I had fixed it, even had one of the seniors reviewed it on my PR but also I walked him through my possible solution resulting in us moving forward with the "improved" solution.

After a bank holiday, I've come back to find that the "fix" I had deployed doesn't solve the problem at all. So here I am after 3.5hours of flying blind with a bug that I'm still not able to reproduce, bored and frustrated asf. Not to mention, that the codebase has little to no consistency, a lot of legacy and almost no form of tests.

Am I overreacting to this as junior?