For Fuck's sake never name your variables $a $b or $c. What the fuck I thought that's like the first thing they teach in whichever bush you learnt how to code at!!!!!!

So I worked in a company whose WiFi password was 1234567890 and they on the network they had a NAS that was not secured with the passwords to all the clients servers and online accounts on the root.

Don't know what it says, all I know is Ubuntu time is now!!

I have to maintain a system for a financial institution that only works with Windows XP and Ms Access 2003. All VBA code, security is handled using a workgroup file. Can't upgrade anything because client doesn't want to pay for it.

Who knew YAML forbids the use of TABS? Good for them.

Fuck you Mobike!! Stop polling your applog.mobike.com server literally every 10 fucking seconds when your app is not even running! And why the fuck did it suddenly start last night, of all things? It's fucking creepy and invasive.

Related question: does anyone know how to permanently shut down a background app service on an unrooted android 7? Even if I kill the background process (not the app itself - that one has not even been opened), it still restarts a minute later

Who cares to guess what caused this error and why it took me 6 hours to figure it out?

Sooo I need to re-learn JAVA in 24hrs, after almost 10years. What have I missed??

How many hours do you work in a day?

Am supposed to be working on a side project, but am here watching suits

Just wondering between Bill Gates and Linus Torvalds, who gets the most action in the bedroom!?

I should have been a farmer. I don't have the will to continue making changes to the app because "But the client wants to be able to add more photos". Why can't the PMO just get me 1 project with clear deliverables from the onset.

So I do some custom integrations for a local bank. A customer is referred to me by the Bank, we failed to o agree on the price by about 100usd. The customer the goes to some old timer who doesn't even know the difference between php and asp. Then new 'dev' can't figure out how to do the integration and then turns to me to do the work for him for 1/3 of what I had charged the client. Don't know if I should tell him to go to hell or call the customer and ask him to get a hire someone who can differentiate between his nose and ass hole.

Just restarted my machine, thinking it's a remote instance.
shutdown -r now

YouTube, one moment you are searching for a library and the next thing you know you are learning the difference between Chinese and Japanese writing sytems

!rant;
AWS or Digital Ocean?