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*Romantic candlelit dinner*
GF: "What are you thinking about, my love?"
Me: "The chocolate custard always seems to behave differently under stress than vanilla. It has a lower base viscosity, but a similar shear thickening. I was wondering whether anyone has ever made a database of all custard brands and flavors together with their viscosities"
My brain: *Oh fuck, that's not what I'm supposed to say during a romantic dinner*
GF: "Do you wanna check whether we can find a cheap second hand viscometer.... wait.... no.... you'd need a rheometer for that, right? Do you think we could build one ourselves?"
Me: *blinks in awe*
Even after 15 years, I'm still just puzzled, she really fucking is my soulmate22 -
*creates a freelancer account on some website.
*builds portfolio and gets things running.
*meets his first client.
Client: Hello. so your profile says you are an experienced full stack developer. You are just the kind of person i've been looking for.
Me: Yep.
Client: Okay I have a project for you. I am looking at developing a simple website that has a few functions and the budget is 100$.
Me: Okay smooth. Hit me with the descriptions.
Client: it's going to be a dating website. Once a user signs up; the website would automatically take control of the user's media devices in his/her home; automatically playing something romantic. You get me?
Me: Em... Idk about that it seems a bit...
Client: it can be done! Develop the algorithm.
Me: Em... Ok.
Client: Well, next the website uses some complex sorting algorithm and sorts existing members based on their past real life relationships. It puts the best people above the messy ones.
Me: o.0
*client goes on with his bullshit in like another 10 lines of messages.
Me: -_-
Client: so what do you think? How soon can you begin and how soon can we be done?
Me: Do you also want a "butt scratcher" feature? Like a hand pops out of the monitor and asks to scratch the user's anus?
*client leaves the chat.
Me: Oh. I guess he a thing against family guy.12 -
Real and true story of me.
Friend : what was his first pickup lines that melt you ?
Me : nah, he was straight to the point
F : come on, you both always look romantic all the time. there must be something in the beginning. tell me more !
Friend : fine, he said "I Like you, can i i SSH you ?" so i replied "I'm not that complicated, sudo hug me"
F: i regret being your friend.15 -
An idea for a romantic gesture to my python loving girlfriend
ill make a library with poems I wrote for her and other nice stuff
upload it to pip and call it by her name
now you can pip install it
every time you do import "her name"
it will write out a poem about her
what do you think?12 -
So today i tried to be romantic so i wanted to say "I <3 U" to my fiancee (we say "less than 3" as a joke)
Me: "I less or equal 3 You"
Brain: "I <= 3 U?"
Me: "God dammit"
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Okay so this is just a rant about my personal life because if I post it any where else no one will really care.
So I graduated from a vocational high school where I learned about basic IT and networking skills but I mostly focused on my programming. and I LOVED that school honestly the environment was so amazing and everyone and everything about it was amazing. then I started college recently hoping for the same thing and its just depressing me, and my depression is coming back and I cant stop it because I cant distract myself from it. My friends are always off playing Monster Hunter Ultimate and Im just wishing theyd hop back on Warframe so we can play again.. They say they will but they really wont so im usually just playing alone or going online which is sometimes fun if you have people that talk back.
so i took myself to the official warframe discord to find people that would help but everytime I ask I just get ignored. So Im stuck playing alone.
while thats happening Im not really getting any messages from anyone besides my girlfriend which is nice but she isnt able to really keep up a conversation and shes often busy with school as well. when I try to talk to any of my friends they arent really interested to talk or just send short replies that obviously tell me to go away. one friend in particular she and I used to talk everyday not even in a romantic way just straight up besties for life, but after one of my relationships ended she basically took her side and never talks to me now. Ive just been really lonely and wanting to just have my friends talk to me again or just have some programming friends I can chill in a discord server while we code but I cant bring myself to ask anyone on the specific server im in for programming..
Honestly idk if anyone on devrant really looks at my posts and thinks "oh look Bubbles posted again". I feel like im not good enough to be here because Im not nearly as good as all of you, Im mostly just here asking questions or posting extremely fucking long posts no one wants to read. and yet this is still where most of my interactions are and I love that this devRant community makes me laugh or feel better about myself sometimes. and I thank all of you for that and I remember your @ 's all the time.
honestly the only real highlight of my week was when my teacher of my vocational class asked me to come back as an unpaid intern to help teach his new programming class and It made me happy but other than that I havent been too happy.
if anyone actually got through this holy shit youre awesome and thank you a lot its appreciated.21 -
I never liked when rappers do the bridge on emotional songs.
the song starts like "ooohh, baby I love you, you know we're for each other, bla bla",
then the rapper comes up with some raw shit like
"baby you know that this cum is only for you,
we're meant for each other, you suck me so good,
you know that you moan when I raw in your ass"
bro, wtf... it was a gentle romantic song...
or when the singer is depressed, has dilemmas about life
and the rapper's like "im rolling on my mercedes bitch"
it actually sounds like rapper is intentionally making the singer look like a pussy.
now, before some troll comments that I'm an idiot dinosaur that can't understand hip hop, let me say:
I like hip hop, I'm not gonna make a fool of myself by name dropping rappers from the past or today, as if you needed credentials to emit any option about the genre. I will only say that I've been listening on and off since I was 15.
And I like emotional songs as well, any genre.
The problem is that I feel a sort of disconnect between the singer and rapper of a song.
You can't have one performer be like "I feel sad, life is hard" and then the other like "I GOT HELLA MAD DICK NIGGA, CHOKE ON MY CUM", in the SAME fucking song.
They are completely opposite emotions,
That works in movies, eg: a romantic slasher film, but that shit works because it's feature length.
There's enough time to make transitions and to let the mood slowly change.
Meanwhile, these guys are trying to stitch these things together in 3 fucking minute songs.
But this shit dominates the charts, so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯2 -
In January this year, I began working in the office three days a week. Since last year, I have been engaged in text conversations with a girl, primarily about work-related matters as she was looking to pursue higher studies.
As someone who appreciates goal-oriented individuals, I maintained a conversation with her without appearing too needy.
Since our interactions were limited to chat, they remained somewhat superficial. However, ever since I saw her in person at the office, I started developing feelings for her. At the time, I was going through some personal challenges, which led to overwhelming and irrational thoughts.
Gradually, our casual chats progressed, and by February , I confessed my feelings to her. It was a mistake on my part because we had never been on a proper date before that day, and I hadn't even confirmed if she was already in a committed relationship.
We went out together and had a long conversation, during which it became clear that she was already committed to someone else, and that she had never thought of me in a romantic way.
This realization left me kind of sad, and I didn't do much work that day.
At the end of that day, I noticed someone sitting in the office lobby—a stranger to me, but someone who worked for the same company.
Guess who? Correct. A random girl.
She approached me and invited me to spend time at a nearby DJ event. She had a preference for taller men, and you know, as I am naturally tall and hairy, she found me attractive, I guess or not.
I felt like I had just experienced a breakup. Should I go with another woman ? I didn't feel quite right about that.
I did the obvious thing. I hesitated but ultimately decided to go with her to the DJ event without much thought.
We spent some time together, and afterward, I dropped her off at her place. However, I didn't have any strong feelings for this second girl. It could have been because she made the first move.
and it felt like something I didn't have to work hard for.
Fast forward to a sports day where I was feeling so happy after losing most of the games I participated in. I didnt even count the games I disqualified, by the way
Guess who is with me this time ?
Another girl, again a stranger to me, sat near me and started talking. She spoke about herself and her past relationships, displaying a remarkable ability to understand and use sarcasm—an uncommon trait among girls in my experience. It seemed like she really wanted someone to talk to.
She kept talking, and the next day, I asked her out for lunch. However, she said she wasn't interested in me romantically, which caught me off guard. It was perplexing that a simple lunch invitation led to such a defensive reaction from her.
The following day or some other day, or month , one of my colleagues pointed out a girl and mentioned that he didn't think he could ever date her as she seemed solely interested in long-term relationships.
I thought he might be right and that maybe it was best to let such people go for now. So I let her go. Yeah, you wish.
I approached her and learned about her family. We had a few encounters during the sports day, mostly revolving around sports and how badly i messed up games in the events.
Returning to the present, I asked her out. However, she expressed concerns that things could become uncomfortable if we went out. Since then, I haven't seen her because she moved to another office a few blocks away.
The next morning, a newcomer joined the team. She was slightly older, and by that time, I was confident in my ability to make anyone uncomfortable with lame jokes. So, I decided not to disturb her. Surprisingly, the same jokes that previously had mixed results were well-received by her. One thing led to another, and we went out. Unfortunately, she was dealing with depression, so I let her go after a few dates.
Now, let's go back to the first girl I mentioned, the one who stirred up my "feelings."
I decided to approach her, but she became furious and threatened to complain about me or have others take action against me.
I stormed out of her cabin. Later, I asked her for the reason behind her response. She said it was because she noticed me flirting with others around the office after I left her. She didn't appreciate that.
Unexpectedly, the Head of HR contacted me, and they wanted to have a talk, which happened yesterday.
Guess what?11 -
!dev
I need to rant about something that has been on my mind lately.
Someone, actually. Friend/romantic interest of mine, from a few years back.
NGL, I liked him. A lot more than I should have. The man had his own issues, but I refused to tolerate his poisonous behavior. Truth be told, didn't want to hate him, even though he was trying his best to get me there. And so, one day I ended up blocking him after a fight. A few months back, I tried to reconnect. Same behavior. But this time around he did say that he was done with me. So instead of sitting through the torture of his "reasons why you suck" presentation, I blocked him again.
Now, I hope he's doing well. Never wanted anything but happiness for him. And as much as I miss him, I think it's better for him to stay away from me too. I mean, if I trigger him that badly, maybe I shouldn't be around him anyways.
Nowadays, I'm staying away from someone else again. Similar scenario. Reason being that I was actually being mistreated, and again I refuse to be tortured to the point of hating the object of my affection.
I wonder if I get attracted to the torture. I'm okay with dying alone tbh, what I'm not okay with is falling for those who don't want my love and much rather kill it.
... Actually, at this point in life I don't even want to fall for anyone anymore. (That is not the same thing as dating someone I like tho. That, I would do) The darker side of me says those who I fall for are all the same type of disappointment, but the brighter side says that I am enough, complete as is, and not everyone needs someone else. idk maybe I'm being a tad narcissistic, or hyper-independant, or flakey and afraid of attachment. But that first friend occasionally pops up in my thoughts, and reminds me that not everyone appreciates when you don't let someone make you hate them.
Oh well. *sigh*6 -
when reviewing each other's code and sql queries is the most romantic way you can think of to spend the evening1
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Very random, I’d normally post this on twitter but my girlfriend is there and it’s about her. A bit long and very personal...
to;dr My girlfriend and soon to be fiancé officially who is certain we are going to marry, doesn’t want to invite people to our wedding anymore because she doesn’t have close friends like I do and I’m quite disappointed.
My girlfriend and I have been planning to get married for a while now at least 18 months. I haven’t asked her to marry me yet officially but I know she’ll say yes because we’ve discussed it. We’ve spoken about a small wedding with a few friends not much family but the more we spoke about it the more she’s reduced how many people we should invite. Today she basically said she doesn’t want to invite anyone because she doesn’t have any friends she’s that close to or trusts like that.
By comparison I have about 5 best friends I can count on any day of the week and at least 5 other friends I’d want to be there. We’re both introverts but I’m close to some of these guys because we have similar mental illnesses and trauma from our youth and we gravitated to each other like magic. She kinda gets jealous of that sometimes or sad that she isn’t close to anyone like that besides me. But not like a toxic jealousy or anything. I’m pretty disappointed that at this point it really may just be us at our wedding.
I’m a romantic and the day will be great regardless, after all it’s her I’m marrying not them. On the flip side I’ve always seen my wedding day as something I’d get to share with my close friends I wanted to get married in the past in fact this would be the second time I’d propose to someone. She’s the one that made me feel like I’d marry again after the first engagement went terribly.
I’m disappointed and if I bring it up too much it’s just gonna make her feel awkward and cave for me but I don’t want that. Gonna marry her regardless though.13 -
!dev
Fuck I woke up understanding that it's Monday but it's Sunday, for the first time I was having such a romantic dream, it soothe me soo much, calmed me so much, put me off the problems...
I used to think having is a distraction but after this dream I am proved so wrong which I hate.
It was damn bad idea to break up in the first place2 -
The team leader call us for a serious meeting, and he wants it to be productive,
Leader: "we shall not procrastinate anymore. We don't have time left. We should not just talk random bullshit like we did the last few times. Aight?"
We all agree to be productive.
We also set a few main subjects and decision to be discussed. Then, we all get into the meeting room seriously. In a meeting, we try the idea of the upcoming project. But we suddenly went off topic. Then, My friend talk about L4D2. Then we start playing. And, I say, why not try some GTA5? I proudly reboot my expensive laptop from Ubuntu to Windows and playing GTA. Then, we start spotify and talk about song.
We laid in the sofa and talk sexually. My friend introduce me his favorite AV and we compare our manhood's size.
It was 4am already. One by one the attendee fall asleep.
It is lIke... the survival gamr of sleepiness? xD
Only my best boy friend and I were left awake, talking about ourselves, watching the beautiful midnight city.
Then, 2 of us ourselves start to talk about project idea. It is something cool and crazy to think about, like a friend making app. The 3 hours of brainstorming is gay and romantic.
"Okay, so we have the outline. let's sleep, baby" So we sleep till the noon. We wake up. Some left. Some were still sleeping. The birds twitter in the bequtiful skyline.
I did not forget to upload my idea to discord after going home in the morning. End of the meeting. Barely any goal was met in the meeting.
Those days, we make attempt of productive meeting again and again but end up procrastinating everyday. We had meeting in a small bedroom and it was our meeting room. We played different songs, tasted different wines.
And, finally one day, my friend say "I feel that it is much productive to work alone in a separate room. So we won't get distracted by each other."
Another friend: "yea..I know it is harsh... but yea... true... let's work alone"
I almost eant to cry. But we cannot indulge ourselves in the moments of dreamy romance.
We should start real work and don't be gay.1 -
!rant
As most of us are aware, developers often struggle to find romantic partners, often due to introversion or working unsociable hours. So, devs who HAVE found that special someone, how did you meet them?15 -
!dev
I've seen a growing trend in series.
If an author wants to insert a romantic sub-plot into a very much mature series,
He won't write it in a believable way, fitting the tone of series.
Instead he will insert cheap teen-drama and make the audience cringe to death.
What is it with this shit?3 -
I'm just FUCKING DONE. Everyone around me looks at me like a fucking paycheck they either don't want to pay me or like one they want from me but that I can't make enough of. Every time I open my stupid cakehole something stupid flies out of it that offends someone or makes me look incompetent or sets me back somehow. I'm not suicidal but I don't want to be on this planet anymore. I'm stranded here with nobody who wants to hire me and people around me who are tapping their feet waiting for people to hire me. I have nothing in my bank accounts to cover enormous and increasing monthly expenses coming up on the horizon and no way to pay for them. I have a stupid president who just keeps making it worse and worse with every stupid thing that comes out of his geriatric mouth or that he signs with his shaking dementia-ridden hand. He just keeps taxing me and taxing me and now has an army the size of the FUCKING NATIONAL GUARD of IRS agents ready to FUCK ME UP THE ASS if I have just one business expense out of order. I have all of this responsibility for my family and none of the power to do anything for them. And now that most of my kids are adults, none of them can afford to move out for the long-term future and also they're not able to get much money to help out so it's still incumbent on me to carry them until they're like FUCKING 35 YEARS OLD OR SOMETHING! The wife is pretty much sick of me and my shitty attitude about it all and she says she thinks that I think it's all her fault. We don't have any kind of romantic relationship anymore (well, I have all the interest and she has all the avoidance).
Also, I'm a man, and white, and straight, and "privileged" (oh, so privileged) so I'm the _worst person on the planet_.
I was born on this earth to be a FUCKING WARNING, not the lesson. When that meteor comes, let it take me out first.7 -
I have quite a few interesting stories from my romantic but also technical foray into dating applications.
There was a lad who was quite attractive that I encountered on Tinder. And I thought he seemed familiar. Turns out he worked at a start-up I had visited a year earlier.
Although at the time I was looking for romance, all I could think about was discussing the pros and cons of dating websites and building at least one that functioned well. To be fair, so was he, however he just wanted a Wham Bam thank you ma'am (which I didn't). Ghosted me without even a tech hangout.
It's so hard when you encounter cool tech folks you want to befriend and pick their brain but you met them on a dating site.6 -
Why do I prefer robots to humans, you ask? I'd love to tell you.
If I tell a robot that I want my room vacuumed, they wouldn't purposefully mess up the room instead. It understands a small set of instructions.
But if I tell a human, a friend for example, that I have abandonment issues, you best believe they will go ahead and abandon me exactly when I need them.
Or if I tell a human, a potential fwb for example, that I can't take emotional stuff, you best believe that they will do a 180 and become the most romantic person ever.
And that, is why I prefer robots. Now, one of you go ahead and make an intelligent robot that I could date. I'm literally done with people.10 -
When your gf texts you and you just dwell into long romantic conversation and forget what you were even coding.(I'm serious it happen to me sometimes, not all the times coz we spent most of time arguing 😂😝)
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I don't know what y'all think but I like to code with headphones on my ear with the medium-low volume of romantic songs playing7
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Suddenly remembered that, at one point in time, every few rants here I would read something about wordpress, and how nightmarish working on this or that blazing dumpster funeral pyre was.
So, hot take: you deserve it.
I'm sorry wordpress devs, but you do. If the whole point is getting a site up and running "without extensive coding knowledge", then the whole point is not needing to hire a developer. You get that, right? These folks straight up tried to take your job, realized they couldn't, then came back crawling, and you accepted the offer right after getting spat in the face.
Mother fucker, have some self-respect. On both sides of the equation.
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!dev !tech
it's 2 am, nd just out of curiosity i put on earphones and tried to dance on a romantic couple song . interestingly, my life has been so single and restrictive that I can't even imagine holding hands of someone , nd that feels a bit sad.
after being burdened with the family ethics, relgions, family fights and financial crisis for so long, i feel i have lost a personality that i should have had.
1. i have lost the sense of random naughtiness and unnecessary bravery/arrogance. from what i know, the best way to reach your path is to remain focused on it. unnecessary acts of curiousity or nuisance leads to fights, frauds or worse.
however, people enjoy life by doing unnecessary banter, gossips, nuisance and having fun with unknown things, people and surroundings.
i guess this makes people a likeable/interesting character in social scenarios as me being an alert dog trying to focus on resching the party place, have a safe party and come home at time becomes a less interesting character than the guy entertaining everyone by his stupid talks in the car.
2. i have lost sense of compassion or showing love , expressing love or doing things out of love and not just for transaction.
From what i heard, people in relationship are clumsy to the max level. messages every 5 seconds, random acts of flirting, teasing, playing hard to get, what not.
i ... am simple. if i like someone, they are gonna know in 5 seconds (which is followed by a lifetime of awkwardness, so i have stopped even letting this thing to be known). physically nd financially i have enough resources and plans to be a good person to be with : i can be helpful in situations, am always up for doing anything interesting and have reputable personna. but expressing via those sugary baby talks is not my ☕
3. I haven't gained any passion for anything. i see people having deep thoughts on their passions for poetry, music, dance , guitar, travel, political alignment, causes, or whatnot.
i am not that much passionate towards anything because life doesn't give everyone the chance to choose passions.
i sat with my father in a flea market selling stuff. that wasn't passion, that was a necessity. for me, money>>study>>>anything
i am only passionate about having food on my plate and a roof over my head
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so all these things makes jack a boring person. i jave been chasing money so much that i question everyday of its worth it, as it's currently just being used to battle with the financial crisis while having a little bit in savjngs to enjoy life. but am so much worn out by this pressure of earning money that I don't even know how to enjoy life or have someone to enjoy life with , so its even more pointless to increase that limit.
i do try to explore the things i like : dance, singing, traveling, working out but not at the level that those attributes define me
#awkward_loney_life1 -
A couple fucking brutal, merciless dungeon moments.
So first, we were having a chill kind of session. Throwing lots of jokes and shit, and I rolled with it. The baddie for the day, I felt inspired, and named him Fawq El-Fuqer, which yes, is very unfortunate.
Anyway, we avoid his goons and reach his impenetrable fortress of chronic masturbation, and it goes as well as you think. The rogue says hey, we gotta get him with his pants down (pause) literally. The cleric is skeptical at first, but she comes around to it.
And so we do it. I spin this tale of a man who's got a schedule tighter than his fucking asshole. El-Fuqer meticulously plans his shits, he makes it a whole ritual, even gives it a special name: Mud O'Clock.
We wait for his alarm to ring, and spring into action while he's taking a fat stinking fucking dump. The warrior kicks down the bathroom door and corners El-Fuqer while he's on the shitter, demanding satisfaction for their past romantic involment that's been strongly been hinted at, you see, she said Fuck the Fucker and I, that's history. And that's enough for a subplot if you ask me.
So where was I? Ah, yes, the rogue bursts in through the window shouting out "Mud O'Clock MOTHER FUCKER!!" and we immortalize the moment in the finest silks. The wizard then does a little Bane impression for some reason and a multitude of loud 'plops' are heard as El-Fuqer evacuates the entire content of his putrid guts.
He gets roughed up a little, you know nothing like interrogating someone after they nearly shit themselves to death. We reveal some oooh so unexpected plot twist about a portal to goddamn hell and it's like well, crap, we gotta do something about that. So the wizard and the rogue leave to give the warrior and El-Fuqer some, ehem, space to settle their score.
What followed was the most unexpected, most brilliant part of the whole session. She didn't just execute him in a brutal, gruesome manner, no, she went full fucking throttle. Forced El-Fuqer to eat his own cock and balls while sewing his ass shut, then had a bowl of bull testicle salad to drop a montanious fecal cake of biblical proportions upon his face.
Believe it or not, we made it into an emotional moment. Because everyone was shocked by how brutal the affair was. Warrior had a mental breakdown like, uuuh, I'm becoming the monsters I swore to fight ooh no. She starting shaking and crap, ran away and hid in an alley to weep, it begins raining and it's getting very dramatic, so I cook up some spirit of sorrow that goes in and helps her face her fears and shit through the power of friendship or whatever.
Moving on to second moment, this is shorter but I like it best. The cleric and another two extras went to an old shrine to try and prove the wizard wrong about his denial of prophecy. Thing is, they did the ritual wrong. And I'm usually very forgiving but I was feeling nasty after the whole sowing of the asshole thing. So I'm like, uh, I gave you fools VERY PRECISE instructions on how to perform this ritual, and you just did some wacky prayers to the moon nonsense, that's idolatry in-universe and out-of-universe too (depending on who you ask).
So I said fuck it, you guys had it coming. I whip out immortal ten-thousand year old elder sorceress bitch guardian of the holy sphincter, and it gets real pretty fucking quick. She's got sanctified heavy plate armor, blue fire torches coming out they fucking pauldrons, argent greatsword of anal judgement plus infinity, all the juiciest shit.
Anyway, the sorc descends from the sky in a pillar of azure flames and is like yo, drop that idolatrous shit right now or I'm gonna kill you all. They mistake her for angel or some shit, and are like hey chill, we're the good guys. But the sorc doesn't give a shit, and she says shut the fuck up or I'll send you to the Night Eternal, bitch.
I dunno why but the cleric and the other two extras don't get it, so they insist with the whole heyyyy we are not idolaters, we're your friends, we are questing for the mandinga mandango mcguffango. So she bisects one, breaks the neck of another, and decapitates the fucking cleric. It was awesome.
So what did we learn? idk, don't plan your dumps and don't pray to the fucking moon if you're standing on hallowed ground. *****7 -
listening to music of a random rock list on youtube.. meanwhile, my project is compiling and suddenly a romantic 80s song started playing!!
fuck i was so inspired!! -
I don't have a cs degree (my degree is in aerospace engineering). However, I think the question is valid for any degree. The answer depends on the field. When sitting in on interviews over the years, the type of degree for programming jobs never seemed that important if there were experience involved. So, if the job description required 2 yrs exp. in X, then that experience trumped the degree type. If the job was for a junior dev right out of college, then degree type becomes one of the most important factors. So, for that first job, it's important that you've got a degree (any degree) because it shows that you can accomplish that chunk of work. Having a cs degree at that point does provide a distinct advantage over those with medieval romantic french poetry degrees. That's the game, and don't fret if 95% of the material you study in college you never use again. The point of studying it wasn't to use it immediately (go learn a trade if that's your bent), it was to both test you and to expose you to specialties that you might want to do later.
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Oops, it seems I am ”in the flow” already.... dreamt about the right way to write functions to fix a bug. Wake up to ”functions” in mind in a romantic way 🌚
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They once shared a romantic evening on the waterfront, discussing their preferences in Middle Eastern cuisine and enjoying the serene atmosphere.
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This event occurred after an ((__orgy__)) at the Tower of Dawn, where the extravagance of their many geminous epigrams culminated in the temporary abolition of common etiquette due to serendipitous fuckenstance.3 -
Foreveralone developers, sit relaxed. With all the events cancelled and people locked in their homes, at least now you can be certain that there is absolutely nothing left you can do to find a partner. Enjoy working from home. Everyone does!
Those who enjoy company of a romantic partner, enjoy! You got it. Those who are lonely, will remain. -
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During our session, I encourage you to be yourselves. This approach allows for authentic moments that truly showcase the love and joy you share. Together, we’ll create a collection of images that not only capture the excitement of your engagement but also serve as cherished memories for years to come.
Templeton Wedding Photographer: Your Special Day, Perfectly Captured
Your wedding day is one of the most significant events in your life, and as a dedicated Templeton wedding photographer, I understand how important it is to capture every moment beautifully. Templeton, with its charming vineyards and picturesque landscapes, provides a stunning backdrop for your wedding celebration.
From the heartfelt vows to the joyful celebrations with family and friends, I strive to document every detail of your special day. My photography style combines both candid and posed shots, ensuring that I capture the essence of your love story. I aim to highlight the emotions, connections, and joyful moments that make your wedding unique.
I believe that your wedding photos should reflect your personality and style, which is why I take the time to understand your vision before the big day. Whether you’re planning an intimate gathering or a grand celebration, I’ll ensure that your photographs tell the story of your love and the beautiful day you shared.
Why Choose April Simmons Photography?
Personalized Experience: I work closely with each couple to understand their unique vision, ensuring that every session reflects their story and style.
Quality Imagery: Using high-quality equipment and a creative eye, I deliver stunning images that capture the beauty of your moments.
Timely Delivery: I understand how excited you are to see your photos, so I prioritize prompt delivery without sacrificing quality.
Book Your Session Today!
If you’re looking for an Avila Beach engagement photographer to celebrate your love or a Templeton wedding photographer to capture your special day, look no further than April Simmons Photography. Contact me today at +1 (805) 712-3802 to discuss your vision and book your session. Let’s create beautiful memories together that you will cherish for a lifetime!
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VIP Transfers Chania: Luxury and Comfort with Chania Taxi Transfer
When you’re looking for the ultimate in comfort, reliability, and professionalism during your travels in Crete, look no further than Chania Taxi Transfer. Our VIP transfers Chania service offers you a premium travel experience, tailored to your specific needs. Whether you're arriving at Chania International Airport, heading to a special event, or simply want to enjoy the best that Crete has to offer, our VIP transfer services are designed to provide you with a smooth and luxurious journey.
Why Choose VIP Transfers Chania with Chania Taxi Transfer?
At Chania Taxi Transfer, we understand that your travel experience is important, and we are dedicated to making your time on Crete as comfortable and enjoyable as possible. Our VIP transfers Chania service is specifically designed for those who demand the highest level of service, comfort, and convenience. Here’s why you should choose our VIP transfers Chania:
Premium Vehicles: Our fleet consists of high-end, well-maintained vehicles equipped with all the modern amenities you would expect from a luxury transfer. From leather seating to advanced air conditioning, we ensure that you experience the highest level of comfort.
Professional and Discreet Drivers: Our experienced and courteous drivers are committed to delivering a first-class experience. They are trained to ensure your comfort and safety, while always maintaining a discreet and professional demeanor throughout your journey.
On-Time Guarantee: When you book a VIP transfer Chania, you can trust that our drivers will be there on time, whether you're arriving at Chania International Airport or need transportation to a special event or destination.
Personalized Service: Every client is unique, and so are their travel needs. Whether you require extra luggage space, special accommodations, or a tailored route, we are happy to meet your specific requests for a truly customized experience.
VIP Transfers for All Occasions
Chania Taxi Transfer offers a wide range of VIP transfers Chania services, so you can enjoy luxury transportation for any occasion:
Airport Transfers: Start your holiday or business trip in style with a VIP transfer from Chania Airport to your hotel, villa, or any other destination in Crete. We provide direct and seamless transfers, ensuring that you travel in comfort and luxury.
Corporate Travel: Impress clients or colleagues with our premium transfer services. We offer punctual, reliable, and luxurious transportation for business meetings, corporate events, and conferences across Chania and beyond.
Weddings and Special Events: Make your special day even more memorable by arriving in style. Whether you're attending a wedding, gala, or any other prestigious event, our VIP transfers Chania ensure that you travel in luxury and elegance.
Private Tours: Explore the beauty of Crete with one of our personalized VIP tours. Our drivers can take you to the island's most beautiful locations, from charming villages to breathtaking beaches, all while ensuring your comfort and privacy.
Why VIP Transfers in Chania Are the Best Way to Travel
Crete is known for its stunning landscapes, historic sites, and beautiful coastal towns. Whether you’re visiting for relaxation, adventure, or business, traveling in style makes a significant difference. Here’s why opting for VIP transfers Chania with Chania Taxi Transfer is the best choice:
Luxury and Comfort: Our high-end vehicles are designed for maximum comfort. You’ll enjoy a smooth, relaxing ride, no matter how long your journey is. From plush seating to climate control, your comfort is our priority.
Stress-Free Travel: Skip the stress of renting a car, navigating unfamiliar roads, or dealing with parking. With our VIP transfers Chania, you can sit back, relax, and let our experienced drivers take care of the rest.
Exclusive Experience: We cater to travelers who value a premium service, offering a level of exclusivity that ensures you travel like royalty. Whether you’re headed to a romantic dinner, a special event, or simply wish to enjoy the sights of Crete, our VIP transfers Chania service offers you an unforgettable experience.
How to Book Your VIP Transfers Chania
Booking your VIP transfer Chania is quick and easy. Simply contact us at +306977509258, and our friendly team will assist you in arranging your luxury transfer. Whether you're booking in advance or need a last-minute ride, we are happy to accommodate your schedule and ensure your needs are met.
Our Location
We are conveniently located at Kounoupidiana 731 00, Greece, allowing us to provide efficient services to Chania International Airport and other destinations in the area. From there, our VIP transfers Chania can take you anywhere you need to go in Crete, ensuring a smooth and luxurious experience.
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Discover Better Days Restaurant and Bar: Your Go-To Restaurant Near Me in Jersey City
If you’re searching for a top-notch restaurant near me in Jersey City, look no further than Better Days Restaurant and Bar. Located at 143 Newark Ave, Jersey City, NJ 07302, we offer an exceptional dining experience that blends great food, a vibrant atmosphere, and friendly service. Whether you’re a local or just visiting, Better Days is the perfect place to unwind, enjoy delicious meals, and experience Jersey City's growing culinary scene.
Why Choose Better Days Restaurant and Bar?
At Better Days, we believe that every dining experience should feel special. Whether you're grabbing a casual bite with friends, celebrating a milestone, or enjoying a romantic night out, our restaurant offers a variety of dishes and drinks that cater to all tastes and preferences. Here’s why we should be at the top of your list when looking for a restaurant near me in Jersey City:
1. A Diverse Menu for Every Palate
We pride ourselves on our diverse menu, which features an array of flavorful dishes inspired by both classic and contemporary cuisine. From mouth-watering appetizers to hearty entrees and decadent desserts, our menu is designed to please everyone. We also offer vegan, vegetarian, and gluten-free options, ensuring that there’s something for everyone to enjoy.
2. Exceptional Cocktails & Drinks
As a restaurant and bar, we know the importance of having the perfect drink to complement your meal. Our expertly crafted cocktails, extensive wine list, and selection of craft beers are the perfect pairing for any dish. Whether you’re in the mood for a signature cocktail, a glass of fine wine, or a refreshing beer, we’ve got you covered.
3. A Cozy, Inviting Atmosphere
Located in the heart of Jersey City, Better Days Restaurant and Bar offers a welcoming and cozy atmosphere where you can relax and enjoy great company. Whether you're enjoying a night out with friends, a date, or simply grabbing a bite, the vibe at Better Days is always warm and inviting.
4. Friendly Service
At Better Days, we believe that great food is only half the experience. Our team of friendly and attentive staff is dedicated to providing excellent service that will make you feel right at home. From the moment you walk through the door until the time you leave, we strive to ensure that your visit is memorable and enjoyable.
5. Convenient Location in Jersey City
If you’ve been Googling “restaurant near me” in Jersey City, Better Days is centrally located and easy to find. Just head to 143 Newark Ave, Jersey City, NJ 07302, and you'll find a cozy spot to enjoy amazing food and drinks. Whether you’re a Jersey City local or visiting from out of town, we’re conveniently situated for a quick stop or a leisurely meal.
A Place for Every Occasion
Better Days Restaurant and Bar isn’t just a place for great food—it’s also a great spot for hosting events, gatherings, and celebrations. Whether it’s a birthday, anniversary, or a corporate event, we offer a variety of packages and options to ensure your event is a hit. With our inviting space, delicious menu, and full bar, Better Days is the perfect venue for any special occasion.
Visit Us Today!
When you're looking for a restaurant near me in Jersey City, Better Days Restaurant and Bar is the place to be. With delicious food, an inviting atmosphere, and exceptional service, we’re committed to giving you the best dining experience possible.
Stop by Better Days Restaurant and Bar at 143 Newark Ave, Jersey City, NJ 07302, or give us a call at +1 201-905-8991 to make a reservation or inquire about our menu. We look forward to serving you soon!
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Discover the Best of Dubai with Forty Four Rent A Car
Welcome to Forty Four Rent A Car, your go-to destination for rental cars in Dubai. Located in the heart of Business Bay, we offer a diverse range of vehicles tailored to meet your needs, whether you’re a local resident or a visitor exploring the vibrant city. From convertible car rentals to premium car rentals, we ensure that you have the perfect vehicle to enhance your experience in Dubai.
Rental Cars Dubai: Drive Your Adventure
Dubai is a city that boasts a rich tapestry of culture, modern architecture, and thrilling experiences. With Forty Four Rent A Car, you can easily explore all that this magnificent city has to offer. Our extensive fleet of rental cars in Dubai includes compact cars for city driving, luxurious sedans for business meetings, and spacious SUVs for family outings. No matter your needs, we have the perfect vehicle waiting for you.
Convertible Car Rental Dubai: Experience the Freedom
Imagine cruising along the stunning coastline of Dubai with the wind in your hair. Our convertible car rental in Dubai allows you to embrace the sunshine and enjoy the beauty of the city in style. Whether you're planning a romantic evening, a fun day out with friends, or just want to experience the thrill of driving a convertible, we have a selection of top-notch vehicles to choose from. Experience Dubai like never before and make every drive an unforgettable adventure.
Premium Car Rental Dubai: Luxury at Your Fingertips
For those who seek the ultimate driving experience, our premium car rental in Dubai is the perfect choice. We offer a selection of high-end vehicles that combine elegance, comfort, and performance. Whether you're attending a high-profile event, celebrating a special occasion, or simply want to treat yourself, our premium cars will elevate your experience. From sleek sedans to powerful SUVs, we ensure you travel in style and sophistication.
Car Rental Business Bay: Convenient and Accessible
Located in the dynamic area of Business Bay, Forty Four Rent A Car offers unparalleled convenience for both residents and visitors. Our strategic location makes it easy to pick up your rental car and start your journey around the city. Whether you need a vehicle for business, leisure, or any special occasion, our friendly team is here to assist you with everything you need for a smooth rental experience.
Why Choose Forty Four Rent A Car?
Diverse Fleet: We provide a wide range of vehicles, including economy cars, luxury models, and convertibles, ensuring there’s something for everyone.
Exceptional Customer Service: Our team is dedicated to making your rental experience enjoyable and hassle-free, from booking to vehicle return.
Competitive Pricing: We offer transparent pricing with no hidden fees, ensuring you receive the best value for your rental.
Convenient Location: With our office in Business Bay, accessing your rental car is quick and easy, allowing you to focus on your plans.
Contact Us Today!
Ready to explore Dubai in style? Contact Forty Four Rent A Car at +971502174142 to learn more about our services or to make a reservation. Whether you're interested in rental cars, convertible car rentals, premium car rentals, or a convenient car rental in Business Bay, we are here to help you make the most of your time in this incredible city.
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Waterz: The Best Cruise Experience in Goa for Parties & Night Cruises
Looking for an exciting and luxurious way to experience Goa? Whether you want to dance the night away, enjoy a romantic dinner, or simply soak in the stunning views of the Mandovi River, Waterz offers the best cruise in Goa. From lively party on cruises to elegant night cruises in Goa, we provide unforgettable experiences on the water.
Party on Cruises – Celebrate in Style!
Goa is the ultimate party destination, and what better way to celebrate than with a party on cruises? At Waterz, we offer an exclusive party experience on the water, where you can dance to the beats of live DJs, sip on refreshing cocktails, and enjoy the cool sea breeze. Whether it's a birthday, bachelor party, corporate event, or just a night out with friends, our party cruises ensure an electrifying atmosphere.
Mandovi River Cruise Goa – A Journey Through Scenic Beauty
Sail through the heart of Goa with our Mandovi River cruise Goa. As you glide across the calm waters, you’ll witness breathtaking views of Panjim’s illuminated skyline, historic forts, and vibrant waterfront. This cruise is perfect for those who want a mix of relaxation, sightseeing, and entertainment.
Swastik Cruise Goa – A Premium Experience
For those seeking a luxury experience, our Swastik Cruise Goa is the ideal choice. This premium cruise offers an elegant setting with top-notch hospitality, gourmet cuisine, and live entertainment. Whether you’re looking for a romantic getaway or a sophisticated evening, Swastik Cruise delivers an unmatched experience.
Why Choose Waterz for Your Goa Cruise?
Luxurious & Comfortable – Enjoy world-class amenities onboard.
Best Party Experience – Live DJ, unlimited drinks, and a vibrant atmosphere.
Scenic Beauty – Witness stunning views of the Mandovi River and Goa’s skyline.
Delicious Food & Drinks – Savor an exquisite selection of Goan, Indian, and international cuisine.
Perfect for Every Occasion – Birthdays, anniversaries, corporate events, or casual get-togethers.
Book Your Cruise with Waterz Today!
Whether you’re looking for a thrilling night cruise in Goa, a fun-filled party on cruises, or a relaxing Mandovi River cruise Goa, Waterz has something for everyone.
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Set sail with Waterz and experience the best cruise in Goa for unforgettable moments! 🚢✨
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OURO: Your Trusted Bridal and Engagement Photographers Near You in Christchurch
At OURO, we specialize in capturing the most precious moments of your love story. Whether you’re preparing for your big day or celebrating your engagement, we offer exceptional bridal photographers near me and engagement photographers near me services, based right here in Christchurch, New Zealand. Our professional team is dedicated to preserving the memories of your wedding and engagement through beautiful photography that reflects the unique connection you share with your partner.
As your local bridal photographers near me and engagement photographers near me, we understand the importance of capturing these special moments in a way that is both artistic and timeless. Let us help you tell your story through stunning imagery that you will cherish for years to come.
Why Choose OURO for Your Bridal and Engagement Photography?
When searching for bridal photographers near me and engagement photographers near me, you want a team that not only has the technical expertise but also understands your personal style and vision. At OURO, we offer personalized services designed to make your bridal and engagement photography experience seamless, enjoyable, and unforgettable.
Here’s why couples in Christchurch and beyond trust us with their most important milestones:
Local Expertise: As bridal photographers near me and engagement photographers near me in Christchurch, we are familiar with the best local venues and picturesque backdrops. We know the hidden gems and scenic spots that will make your photos even more magical.
Personalized Approach: Every couple has a unique love story. We take the time to get to know you, ensuring that your bridal and engagement photography captures your personality and the essence of your relationship.
Professional Quality: We use the latest equipment and techniques to create high-quality, stunning photographs. Whether it’s a beautifully posed bridal portrait or a candid engagement shot, we ensure every image is nothing short of perfection.
Our Services
Bridal Photographers Near Me:
Your wedding day is a once-in-a-lifetime event, and your bridal photos should reflect the beauty and excitement of the moment. As bridal photographers near me, we work closely with you to capture your bridal portrait session, highlighting every detail of your dress, makeup, and the emotions of the day.
We believe that bridal photography is more than just about posing—it's about capturing the joy, love, and anticipation leading up to the big day. Whether you're looking for classic, romantic shots or a more creative, modern approach, we’ll ensure that your bridal photos reflect your unique vision.
Our team is skilled at making you feel comfortable and confident in front of the camera, helping you shine on your special day.
Engagement Photographers Near Me:
Your engagement is a time to celebrate your love and commitment, and your engagement photos should capture this exciting chapter of your journey together. As engagement photographers near me, we specialize in creating beautiful, intimate engagement sessions that reflect the chemistry and connection you share with your partner.
Whether you envision a romantic photoshoot in a scenic outdoor location or a cozy, intimate session in a meaningful place, we will tailor the session to reflect your personality and style.
Engagement photos are a great way to commemorate this special time and can also be used for save-the-dates, invitations, or displayed at your wedding. Our goal is to create lasting memories that you can cherish for years to come.
Why OURO is the Right Choice for Bridal and Engagement Photography
Experience and Passion: We are passionate about capturing love in its many forms. Our team of bridal photographers near me and engagement photographers near me brings years of experience to each session, ensuring we capture the most beautiful moments that tell your unique story.
Creative and Timeless Photos: We combine creativity with a timeless approach to ensure that your bridal and engagement photos are something you’ll treasure forever. From candid moments to perfectly posed portraits, we create a balance of images that capture the essence of your love.
Stress-Free Experience: Our goal is to make your photography experience as enjoyable and stress-free as possible. We help you feel at ease in front of the camera, so you can truly enjoy the moment.
Attention to Detail: We focus on the small details that make your day even more special. Whether it's the flowers in your bridal bouquet or the way you look at each other during your engagement shoot, we capture it all with care and attention.
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