I imagine two dev colleagues sitting next to each other, on their phone, each feeling very secure in the anonymity of devrant.

In my second year,
I told my teacher I can code in in C#(c-sharp).

She replied : C-sharp ? Oh you mean C-hash !

*that day I lost hope in college*

Github stats:

coworker 1: 3,535k ++ 987k --
coworker 2: 1,563k ++ 735k --
etc.
me: 453k ++ 7,848k --

I guess this confirms my job at the company as "Backend Crap Remover".

That mini-heart attack you get when you press Ctrl+A instead of Ctrl+S.

Someone on the IP 127.0.0.1 has been creating a lot of bugs in my code, please beware of you notice any connections from that address.

90s - We will use AI to cure cancer in the future..
2017 -

Legend says he is a better companion than rubber duck.

Wife discovered MS Paint on her laptop.

She asked me how long the ink would last and how to recharge it when it's finished.

I love her anyway.

Always

I have to admit I didn't expect that...

Today I wrote a website in Notepad++ purely for a surge of nostalgia

Website: We care about your privacy and don't sell your information to third parties.

*inspects Privacy Badger*
*notices a truckload of Google/facebook trackers/ad thingies*

Yeah why don't you go fuck yourself.

"Are you running android?"
"No Samsung"
"So your OS is android"
"No Samsung"

#javascript

"Hardcode it for now so the client can test it, then we'll fix it later."

Never fixed.

My dear Open source project 😥😣😯

Me: “I want the AWS instance with 2TB of RAM.”

Friend: “What on earth for!?”

Me: “I need to run the Slack client and Chrome at the same time.”

Date a programmer. We break loops, not hearts.

Why not! 😂

I don't understand why so many people fight this war of tabs vs spaces. My colleagues elegantly solved the problem just not using indentation at all

Lets all help them share their startup

A recursive bar walks into itself.

This guy at my last internship. A windows fanboy to the fucking max!

He was saying how he'd never use anything related to Linus Torvalds because he hated him for creating Linux.

Two seconds later I saw him initializing a new git repo.

I was standing there like:

*should I tell him?*

😅😆

Boss: we need high precision volume control
Me: say no more...

Tv hacker: I'll write code to hack their security cameras

2 seconds later

Tv hacker: I'm in

Me: go fuck yourself you fucking fuck

We are in 2017! :)

Saying "Hi" to crush

!rant
In the past week I simultaneously got my degree in the mail and landed a pretty sweet job at a startup that I start working for tomorrow. Things are looking up!

When you come to work destroyed by all years worked in same place, but first - tea

Me and ma kid