The creation of an e-ink usb stick showing how much space is in use was to this day one of the best things lexar ever did.

😂😂😂

Where is that f*cking command!!!

savage

Haha! Command lines :-P

customer who didn't paid for 3 months: why is our server down?

me: server?. what server?.

Github after Microsoft purchase

Eternal confusion.

"We are looking for a GDPR expert to be hired in our company"

"I am an experienced data protection manager"

"Oh, fine! May you give us your phone number?"

"No"

"Your email address?"

"No"

"You're hired"

lol 😂😂😂

When you stare into git, git stares back.

It's fucking infinite.

Me 2 years ago:
"uh was it git fetch or git pull?"

Me 1 year ago:
"Look, I printed these 5 git commands on a laptop sticker, this is all I need for my workflow! branch, pull, commit, merge, push! Git is easy!"

Me now:
"Hold my beer, I'll just do git format-patch -k --stdout HEAD..feature -- script.js | git am -3 -k to steal that file from your branch, then git rebase master && git rebase -i HEAD~$(git rev-list --count master..HEAD) to clean up the commit messages, and a git branch --merged | grep -v "\*" | xargs -n 1 git branch -d to clean up the branches, oh lets see how many words you've added with git diff --word-diff=porcelain | grep -e '^+[^+]' | wc -w, hmm maybe I should alias some of this stuff..."

Do you have any git tricks/favorites which you use so often that you've aliased them?

Waiting for this day....

Found this on the internet

Everything is going as planned

This is a valid point.

Me: I mend shoes

EA always fucks....

This message was sent through the microwaves in air

Oh sh*t

Q: How long did the loop take?

A: For a while

Welcome everyone.
Today I signed my first contract!!!
Front end
Part time
I'm 30.
This is still a start

!rant
Girlfriend doing her first IT internship:
"I think I got the roto virus"
Me: "Disconnect LAN cable and turn off PC, so that you do not infect the entire company's network".
GF: "Why would I do that, it's my body that feels bad".

Working @ home means good co-workers

Wut..

🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔

"Let's add security later"

The aCalendar app let's you choose vibration pattern, it's one of the better settings I've seen.

God forbid.

Our life story explained 😂 !

do I need to say something else😂 for the largest blue screen of death