I feel weird....

I bought 30 random stickers for 1 € on wish today. Thousand times better than buying 4 stickers for 6,99€ etc...
I hope they'll arrive 🤣

Will AI take over the world ?
Will that be cause of a bug or just machine learning ?
And finally, who is the winner and the owner of the earth?

The 2 kinds of people...

SAD :|

because too many cucksters bought overpriced 4000$ up to 8000$ MacCuck Pros ;)

I thought it got lost in mail, but it finally arrived! ❤️

My doggo and my daughter...

Please help

Happy day! 🎉🎉🎉

Memewhile at the UK ---> 😎😎😎

Bought a Microsoft surface (3 pro) from a colleague (more about how that runs later).

It had only one USB port and I definitely need more so started searching online for docks. They mostly seem to be about 100+ euro and all have hdmi ports and other shit other than USB ports as well but I don't need that.

Fuck it, let's get creative (and fuck 100 euro for something like this)!

Double sided tape (however you call that) + 2 euro USB dock:

Works like a charm!

Mother fucking candy crush cunts fucking Microsoft FUCK OFF REPEATEDLY REINSTALLING THIS FUCKING SHIT!!! THREE FUCKING TIMES TODAY I HAVE 'UNINSTALLED' THEM. Yet somehow, they keep FUCKING COMING BACK. not updating, haven't even clicked ok to install them, WHY THE FUCK DO YOU FEEL THE NEED TO CONTROL MY PC MØRE THAN I DO! FUCK OFF!

Great timing

Don't you think this is a bit ex-css-ive

I'mma just leave this here. Time to download all the memes while I can.

https://github.com/python/cpython/...

Seriously? Isn't that pretty obvious from the context that slavery is no subject here?

But it is pretty ironic they merged that into master...

Found on fb group

Take care of your #servers 😂😂

ignorant bitches

my laptop started lagging AS FUCK so i BARELY even managed to open task manager to see whats happening and of course. what else could i expect

FUCK

Summary of AppleEvent 😂

Creating custom java swing jbutton builder... what do you think about this GUI???

Late update to the party, but I’m temporarily occupying the newly decorated living room while my room / office is being prepared for a swish new look.

Obligatory code included.

This popped up at work, so I had to.

This meme requires you to be outside of the European Union to view.

Apparently the code that took humans to the moon was written in Java

*tries to convert a Windows drive into btrfs*
*copies the whole 1.4TB of data back from server*

Windows: Wait, you expect me to do more than browsing the Phasebuk and playing games? Over a million files?! No no no, can't do that.
*reboot after BSOD*
Ehm, a hard drive you say? A drive that I just fucked up? What are you talking about? I don't see any hard drive :/

Piece of shit.

Crappy Arch Linux laptop: ah, I see a new hard drive connected here. Limme mount it real quick for ya :3
Me: eh, not now. I want to format it first.
Linux: oh, cool! Your wish is my command <3
*formats hard drive to btrfs*
Me: alright, now please copy all that 1.4TB onto the drive and please don't overheat _/\_
Linux: Gotcha! On your commands sir!

See the difference? The mental communication level? Windows is like talking to an obnoxious grade schooler that just does whatever the fuck they want to. Linux on the other hand is so much more mature and capable. Guess which one I like the most.

Lol... Does cat still hate Mouse?

I hate working from home. I'm lonely, bored, feel ignored by my leadership, and have so many additional complications with connectivity that don't exist when working on site. I have the chance to almost double my salary in this buyout, but I also really really hope my other job applications give me options