You know how you wake up from a bad dream?

I just woke up in the middle of the night, without any memory on any dream, but rather two people talking to each other on discord.

All I can remember was:
A: (garbled) you know when you ALT+CTRL+SHIFT+G?
B: (interrupts the other) 1,2,3... yeah when you want to move the windows to the other screen?

Both started to laugh.

I fully woke up, got a glass of water and went back to sleep. I’ve never, ever used that shortcut in any program.

Found this somewhere and started crying

It’s official. I’m dating a girl.

She’s damn smart, tasteful, hot and really into tech.

Honest, talkative, a real keeper.

Studying IT-Security. Fuckkk I’m dropping spit out my mouth. ALL. DAY.

To the person who -1 me: haters gonna hate

Green fucking dots

!survey

People who use Tidal instead of Spotify shall comment please. Thanks.

You know it's bad when Github finds it necessary to tell you your code is trash

Been eating M&M Full choc for years because you get more for the Money.

Today I got myself Smarties, gosh, I’ve been missing out on sooo much!

I wanna run nodeJS on my PSP Street

Situation is like: what do i do now🤦‍♂️

I’m currently still looking for a new job after two very, very horrible jobs. My doc said I’m worked out and shouldn’t work for a while because it really has some physical negative effects.

I always feel unenthusiastic, have breathing problems, crumbly, sweaty hands all the time.

But just today the CEO of a company I know from a previous customer texted me on behalf of another company which I’ve worked for where I was extremely happy. Sadly, that company wasn’t quite the focus I had as programmer.

But I’m happy to slowly be known in the industry around me and look positive in the future.

Years ago I was on the board for the European Student Card pilot.
What a beauty.

It went well and fully operating around three years later. Then escalated and got a new project name, myAcademicID.
Requirements became more political so I left.

I am still registered on the dev & sandbox. AMA

Calling out remote workers. How did you get a remote position?

Recruiter? Connections?

Ah, yes, this is what you mean.

I just heard someone call GitHub a "social network for developers".
I have never felt so offended in my entire life.

dear god, thanks for music code and coffee💗💗💗

Yesterday I finally finished building my new keyboard

I earned the title of bachelor of science today 🎉🎉 that is all 🤭 hope you've all had/are having as great a day as I had.

Who else is all fired up for Sat, 19:22 UTC ?!?!

Scammer on Telegram

Zoom is no meeting software.
At best, a webcast something.

*insert deity here* do I hate the overlay, sound options and speaker focus.
I want to choose wether the sound on coffee breaks keeps playing at 260%. FFS!

Why you do this devRant!!

Being the sole contributor to a project is such an experience. After endless nights of bug fixes and brainstorming, I have breleased my app to play store.
Currently it is Alpha phase . I'm getting some positive feedback as well as some great comments from my friends . Really looking forward to release the project in production soon

It can't get worse. Low battery in cell phone, shitty coverage, train is held at somewhere in the middle, heavy rush , standing all the time without, tight schedule at work and my girlfriend hates me...

Atleast give me some ETA ...

What are the chances 😁😁😁

I wrote some code in a different pattern than that was seen in the project. Got positive comments, but the senior said that as per the project rules you are not supposed to write like this.
So ended up writing some duplicate code but somehow it incorporates my pattern and existing project rules.

Should I be happy or sad?

Bug in production.

Welcome dear.. My wife joined devRant today.

Sometimes I write bad code and feels guilty about it. Am I the only one who does like that?

I really hate when I have to go to a colleuges desk to help when they need some troubleshooting . It is not because I don't want to help. It is just because of their light themed IDE.